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[bellastarr]

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

There once was a guy from Havana
Who like to eat green bananas
He got gum stuck on his shoe
That was ok 'cause he knew just what to do
He got the toxic tadpople to lick it
And was able to unstick it
Then home he went
For a hot bubble bath
Then he unleashed his wrath
When he got a leaky freezer pop
His tiny teeth couldn't make it stop
He discovered that bees have knees
And his little donkey
Liked to dance the badonkadonkey
He decided to draw a doodle
Of a lonely noodle
But he really dropped the ball
When he let his popcorn fall
'Cause now all he has is a
Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Butterscotch Please!
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[GreenLeaf]

If you want to play a joke
On someone you don't like
Try this little feat instead
On your friend named Mike

First you take some popcorn kernels
Add a little heat
Turn them into popcorn balls
And this is where you cheat
Take the popcorn in your hand
Put it on your seat
Try to make it touch your rump
Then rub some on your feet
Roll it on the ground a bit
A tasty little treat

Feed it to your friend named Mike
Tell him they're gourmet
He eats The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
Then you laugh all day

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Midnight Frost

 

[GreenLeaf]

2.

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
You thought it was a fable
Just before it took a fall
Rolled right off the table
Maybe I should get that fixed
One leg that is not stable
Wanted to eat my popcorn ball
Now I am unable
Used to be a popcorn ball
Now it holds a label



SHOW ME DA MONEY

Midnight Frost

 

[GreenLeaf]

3.

Munching on a Green Banana
vaping instead of smoking a Havana
Got some gum stuck on my shoe
Now what was a vaper to do

Biting on my leaky freezer pop
Need a plug to make it stop
Relaxing in my bubble bath
vaping paves a happy path

No cigarette in your tiny teeth
mods instead that need a sheathe
Cigarettes are the toxic tadpole
Vaping makes ex-smokers whole

Quitting smoking is the bees knees
Tasty vapor from ecigs that please
No more cigarettes and best of all
Lungs won't feel like the fuzzy popcorn ball

Vape supplies carried by my little donkey
Dropped my ecig now the button is wonky
Used to smoke packs down to the lonely noodle
Got a new flavor that tastes like a strudel
Glad I quit smoking as smoking was feudal!

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Midnight Frost

 

[nanusic]

A Litte Thank You!!!

Well now the time has to to pass
And this contest to an end
It's been lot's of fun
I know everyone
Would really like to win
We all have taken a little time
Out of our busy day
To put together a funny poem
In our very own special way
Thank you all and Yimmie too
For providing all the laughs
Now it's time to relax awhile
And enjoy that bubble bath

Thank you for all the fun I've had over the last week. We should all be proud!

 

[MoonLit_Water]

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[RaceGun59]

I'm a poet and don't know it.
But my feet show it.
They're long fellows

Thanks Yeah_its_me and My VapeJuice.

 

[jmur]

Thanks Yimmie, this was awesome fun. My sweetheart pup says you deserve a kiss, so who am I to argue?

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Ok this game is now closed. I am closing the thread while I pick the winners. I will reopen it when I announce them. Good luck everyone and thank you for the laughs and thank yous

 

[Yeah_its_me]

In THIRD place and getting a bottle of Raspberry Cheesecake is post 80

CONGRATS thayamax

Please make an account of my website and pm me your real name - Thank you!

The toxic tadpole is a creepy little fellow.
He changes colors from green to yellow.
It's said if you eat one you'll surely die,
So I caught one to see if that was a lie.
I chopped it up in hubby's lunch,
He said it was tasty and ate a whole bunch.
He's down on the floor now and turning blue,
I guess that the story really is true.

SHOW ME DA MONEY!

Raspberry Cheesecake

 

[Yeah_its_me]

In SECOND place and getting the gift certificate is post #190
CONGRATS GreenLeaf

Please make an account on my website and pm me your real name - Thank you!

2.

Watching a movie with my wonderful daughter
Rated PG no violence or slaughter
We got to a part the actors were kissing
My daughter confused, something was missing

She looked up at me completely perplexed
I couldn't believe what would come next
"Daddy" she said "What's it mean to have sex?"
"Well" I replied "it's kind of complex..."

Nervous I was my hands started drumming
"Well" I said "it's like fixing the plumbing"
Thinking real quick I tried to stay calm
"It's the bees knees, what I do with your mom"

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Midnight Frost

 

[Yeah_its_me]

SHOW ME DA MONEY Winner of 100.00 post 212
CONGRATS bellastar

Let me know how you want it....check mailed or pay pal

My Little Donkey

My little donkey likes to dance
Every time he gets a chance
He's a dancing donkey
His favorite dance is the
Donkey Tonk Badonkadonkey
He'll shake his rump
He'll whip his tail
He'll dip and dash
For a chance
at that cash

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Butterscotch please!​

( I think that one was the worse on yet! )

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Thank you everyone for all the laughs. This was a much harder contest than I thought... choosing the winners was tough as there were sooooo many good ones. Congratulations and we will do it again sometime.

Live Love Laugh and Vape!

 

[AG51]

Congrats Winnas !!

 

[AG51]

Thanks Yimmeys

 

[RaceGun59]

Congratulations to
Bellastar
Greenleaf
thayamx.

A big Thank You to yeah_its_me for such a wonderful contest. It made my weekend.

 

[Evie Luv]

WooHoo Congratulations Bellastarr, Greenleaf and Thayamax!!

 

[thehangdude]

Congrats winners, and thanks for the fun Yimmie!

 

[MoonLit_Water]

CONGRATULATIONS

thayamax, GreenLeaf & bellastar


thanks everyone for all the great poems

And Thanks Yimmie for the fun contest

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[Thayamax]

Woohoo!!!! I actually won something! Congrats to the other winners and I can't wait to try the Raspberry Cheesecake. Thank you!