New Contest: Best Dad Joke wins a Vision Spinner 2 + Kanger Aerotank Mini rig! - The Vapor Station

[eric]

Rules:

1. Post your best Dad joke here in this thread.
   
2. Visit the website and register an account: The Vapor Station - Create an Account at www.vaporstation.com
   
3. Contestants can post no more than two consecutive jokes, but there are no limits on entries. After making two posts, simply wait for another contestant to make a post and you're free to submit two more entries!
4. The contest ends on March 24, 2017.

Contest Prize includes:

• Vision Spinner II 1600mAh Battery (Matte Black or Stainless Steel) - $19.95
  
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• Kangertech Aerotank Mini Glassomizer - $17.95
  
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• 510-threaded USB Charger for Vapros Spinner II - $2.95
  
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• 30ml The Vapor Station E-liquid (any flavor, any strength) - $13.95
  
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[eric]

Let's get those Dad jokes coming!

I'll start off:

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam.

 

[eric]

Why didn't the lifeguard save the old hippie?

Because he was too far out maaaaan.

 

[somdcomputerguy]

Teacher: Do you know how old your dad is?
Young student: He's six. He wasn't a Dad until I was born..

 

[somdcomputerguy]

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam.

Summersville Dam Built Near the Town of Gad

 

[eric]

They seriously missed a golden opportunity when naming that dam.

 

[mac63]

Why did the farmer get an award?
Because he's always out standing in his field.

 

[eric]

These are great. I need more! I'd like to have hundreds of these in my Dad arsenal for when my girls get older.

 

[eric]

A grilled cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here!"

 

[mac63]

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.

 

[mac63]

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

 

[puckhead]

Pull my finger

 

[SteveS45]

“Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’”

 

[Lessifer]

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!

 

[SteveS45]

“I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”

 

[mac63]

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

 

[mac63]

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.

 

[puckhead]

Q: What do you get when you cross and Elephant and a Rhino
A: Elephino

 

[mac63]

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

 

[mac63]

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.