New Contest: Best Dad Joke wins a Vision Spinner 2 + Kanger Aerotank Mini rig! - The Vapor Station

Status
Not open for further replies.

Alter

Ultra Member
ECF Veteran
Verified Member
Apr 2, 2013
2,711
6,942
BC Canada
This one rings so true. Its got me through 25 years of marriage.
sorry.jpg
 

B2L

Vaping Master
Supporting Member
ECF Veteran
Verified Member
Jan 14, 2012
7,844
45,313
Jacksonville, FL
A piece of string walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bertender for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve your kind here, you're going to have to leave."

The string walks out, ties himself in a knot and tousles his "hair". He the walks back in a sits at the bar and says, "bartender, get me a beer."

The bartender asks "aren't you that string I just kicked out?"

The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users who are viewing this thread