Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

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  1. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    So as I was sitting there watching Zombieland and smoking my Joye 510 with a vanilla camel combination something occurred to me...


    Since I've replaced Cigs with E-cigs... I haven't felt as short on breath... and that is:

    Rule #1 Cardio

    But it doesn't stop there!!!


    Rule #7 Travel light

    Though a carton of smokes isn't heavy it is bulky. With E-liquid you have carry the equivalent of thousands of cigarettes in you're pocket making running from the hoard much easier, and you don't have to deal with the extorted prices other survivors who have stock piled would undoubtedly charge.

    Finally

    Rule #32 Enjoy the Little Things

    You've lost your friends, your family, your job. That college educated that you've been paying on for the last 20 years no longer matter. And to top it all off you are almost constantly running for your life.

    Does this sound like the time to give up nicotine?

    Wouldn't you prefer to spend your brief respites sitting back puffing on a vap remembering the good'ol'days, rather the spend that time nic-fitting?
     
  2. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    is there electricity? Sounds good until you can't charge the batteries...solar?
     
  3. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Car Charger
     
  4. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Love it! (except for the zombies)
     
  5. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Though solar would work too...
     
  6. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Well when you're in a zombie Apocalypse... the zombie part is unavoidable or you might call it "An Inconvenient Truth"
     
  7. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    oh, right. Though the point is sort of to avoid the zombies during a zombie apocalypse. :) Shawn of the Dead starts vaping?
     
  8. CaptJay

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    one drawback - can't stub out my PV in the zombie's eyes to make a quick getaway.
    one plus - don't light up a PV and give away position in the dark to zombie persuers (unless you have an LED but I hate those lol).
     
  9. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    I'm pretty sure a good mod would make a tolerable weapon. Would you recommend a manual or automatic while running from zombies? I think I'd prefer a two-piece, but I'm just like that.
     
  10. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Laser pointer Mod.... "Blind them as you Puff"
     
  11. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    I bet nicotine blocks infection by the zombie virus.
     
  12. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Hummmm I was really hoping this thread would take off.... make up for my apparent indiscretion last night...

    But I guess more people are interested in politics on this site then zombies....

    That being the case... I would like to nominate Zombie Jefferson and Zombie Washington as the presidential dream team for the 2012 election
     
  13. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    zombies, politicians- pretty much the same...and we could do worse than your line up.

    indiscretion last night? do tell. It might just be my thread killing-powers.
     
  14. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    It has been shown that nicotine is a neuroprotectant and help prevents Alzheimer's and Lupus, since the zombie virus seems to impact the nervous system I would say there is a good chance
     
  15. DragonVapor

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    Well some one in the noob forum has mentioned people dying from getting E-juice in their mouth... I was trying to detirme the amount of E-liquid that someone would need before reaching the 40mg of nicotine that is the lowest lethal level... I just wanted to prove mathmatically that it couldn't happen by accident... but... some one didn't see my question mark and I was accused for fear mongering. They thought I was trying to say that E-cigs kill...
     
  16. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    CES... are you seriously a research scientist? Or is that a joke?
     
  17. me who

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    How'd I manage to miss the :evil:that surely commenced:confused:
     
  18. DragonVapor

    DragonVapor Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Well you may have missed it because it was 3AM eastern lol
     
  19. DragonVapor

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    Do you know or know of an AJMoore?
     
  20. lorikay13

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    common friend...post a link!!! I live for this stuff!!!! I absolutely love making an ... of myself on this forum and then having to apologize the next day!:lol::lol::lol::evil:
     
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