Official ProVari 3 Thread - P3 *PART 2*
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If I had lots of extra money, I would buy a Plasma tank for my satin silver P3.
Then I would buy a house, just for entertaining.
It would be all white.
I would name my pets:
Wraith, Vengeance and Tyranny...
There would be a large aquarium
There would also be a fishbowl,
but it would have white sand and a blood red betta fish named Splatter.
I would only wear kaftans and drink vodka martinis.
And when there were no guests I would endeavor to spend my days like Erik Satie.
Here is the exact timetable of my daily activities.
Get up: 7:18 am; be inspired 10:23 to 11:47 am.
Take lunch: 12:11 pm; leave table at 12:14 pm.
Healthy horse-riding out in the grounds: 1:19 to 2:53 pm
More inspiration: 3:12 to 4:07 pm.
Various activities (fencing, reflection, immobility, visits, contemplation, swimming etc.): 4:21 to 6:47 pm.
Dinner is served at 7:16 and ends at 7:20 pm
Then come symphonic readings out loud 8:09 to 9:49 pm.
I go to bed regularly at 10:37 pm. Once a week on Tuesdays I wake with a start at 3:19 am
I can only eat white foods: eggs, sugar, scraped bones, fat from dead animals, veal, salt, coconuts, chicken cooked in white water, rice, turnips, things like pasta, white cheese, cotton salad and certain fish.
I boil my wine and drink it cold mixed with fuchsia juice. I have a good appetite, but never talk while eating, for fear of strangling myself.
I breathe carefully a little at a time.
My sleep is deep but I keep one eye open. My bed is round with a hole cut out to let my head through. Once every hour a servant takes my temperature.
I have long subscribed to a fashion magazine. I wear a white bonnet, white stockings and a white waistcoat.
My doctor has always told me to smoke. Part of his advice runs “Smoke away, my dear chap. If you don’t someone else will.”
- Erik Satie
Then I would buy a house, just for entertaining.
It would be all white.
I would name my pets:
Wraith, Vengeance and Tyranny...
There would be a large aquarium
There would also be a fishbowl,
but it would have white sand and a blood red betta fish named Splatter.
I would only wear kaftans and drink vodka martinis.
And when there were no guests I would endeavor to spend my days like Erik Satie.
Here is the exact timetable of my daily activities.
Get up: 7:18 am; be inspired 10:23 to 11:47 am.
Take lunch: 12:11 pm; leave table at 12:14 pm.
Healthy horse-riding out in the grounds: 1:19 to 2:53 pm
More inspiration: 3:12 to 4:07 pm.
Various activities (fencing, reflection, immobility, visits, contemplation, swimming etc.): 4:21 to 6:47 pm.
Dinner is served at 7:16 and ends at 7:20 pm
Then come symphonic readings out loud 8:09 to 9:49 pm.
I go to bed regularly at 10:37 pm. Once a week on Tuesdays I wake with a start at 3:19 am
I can only eat white foods: eggs, sugar, scraped bones, fat from dead animals, veal, salt, coconuts, chicken cooked in white water, rice, turnips, things like pasta, white cheese, cotton salad and certain fish.
I boil my wine and drink it cold mixed with fuchsia juice. I have a good appetite, but never talk while eating, for fear of strangling myself.
I breathe carefully a little at a time.
My sleep is deep but I keep one eye open. My bed is round with a hole cut out to let my head through. Once every hour a servant takes my temperature.
I have long subscribed to a fashion magazine. I wear a white bonnet, white stockings and a white waistcoat.
My doctor has always told me to smoke. Part of his advice runs “Smoke away, my dear chap. If you don’t someone else will.”
- Erik Satie
I did!!!I'm DYING here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I know you're actually doing EXACTLY that!
WELCOME BACK, JIMBO! Miss us?
I'm with Kat, DP. That gap's not gaposis. It's gap-agedon and it would drive me absolutely, positively, completely batty. Yes it would.
If I had lots of extra money, I would buy a Plasma Tank for my satin silver P3.
Then I would buy a house, just for entertaining.
It would be all white.
I would name my pets:
Wraith, Vengeance and Tyranny...
There would be a large aquarium
There would also be a fishbowl,
but it would have white sand and a blood red betta fish named Splatter.
I would only wear kaftans and drink vodka martinis.
And when there were no guests I would endeavor to spend my days like Erik Satie.
Here is the exact timetable of my daily activities.
Get up: 7:18 am; be inspired 10:23 to 11:47 am.
Take lunch: 12:11 pm; leave table at 12:14 pm.
Healthy horse-riding out in the grounds: 1:19 to 2:53 pm
More inspiration: 3:12 to 4:07 pm.
Various activities (fencing, reflection, immobility, visits, contemplation, swimming etc.): 4:21 to 6:47 pm.
Dinner is served at 7:16 and ends at 7:20 pm
Then come symphonic readings out loud 8:09 to 9:49 pm.
I go to bed regularly at 10:37 pm. Once a week on Tuesdays I wake with a start at 3:19 am
I can only eat white foods: eggs, sugar, scraped bones, fat from dead animals, veal, salt, coconuts, chicken cooked in white water, rice, turnips, things like pasta, white cheese, cotton salad and certain fish.
I boil my wine and drink it cold mixed with fuchsia juice. I have a good appetite, but never talk while eating, for fear of strangling myself.
I breathe carefully a little at a time.
My sleep is deep but I keep one eye open. My bed is round with a hole cut out to let my head through. Once every hour a servant takes my temperature.
I have long subscribed to a fashion magazine. I wear a white bonnet, white stockings and a white waistcoat.
My doctor has always told me to smoke. Part of his advice runs “Smoke away, my dear chap. If you don’t someone else will.”
- Erik Satie
Starting with a $65 Plasma tank, would be a good start Dear TO! Yes it would!!
OC, I agree with you to a certain extent...I'm beginning to think this would be quite useful.
They could bang their heads against a wall without bothering anyone, Plus, they wouldn't be able to read offending posts in the first place. Relax and go to your soft calming space.
This should most certainly be issued...
To the Forum Moderators!
LOLz, Jim
If I were 10 years older, I'd have wet myself!!!!!
It's just dumb luck you're not older! LOL
He shoots.... HE SCORES!
Yes, Yes I did!!We KNOW that you laughed too.
"Dumb" being the operative word (trust...).
The funniest part, Rod, is that the mod HAS AN ADJUSTABLE SPRING. Yes, I COULD fix the Gaposisaggedon, yet I DON'T ... CARE A SMIDGE ABOUT IT.
Me, the fashionista. Go figure.
It was a joke, after all.We KNOW that you laughed too.
Good thing I got some snacks stashed in the Naughty Room!!!
I would add that, when I got there...
They gave me one of these, and said put it on...
I did. But, I wore it as a diaper putting my legs thru the side openings, quite comfy and soft.
Although it was a lil drafty!!!
I would add that, when I got there...
They gave me one of these, and said put it on...
I did. But, I wore it as a diaper putting my legs thru the side openings, quite comfy and soft.
Although it was a lil drafty!!!
It sounds like you put it on backwards.
I left the key to my safe deposit box in the Cayman Islands. If you found it have a ball.
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