I need a mumble decoder ring to figure out what I'm being called. I'm gonna guess and say it ends with hole.
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you should call up this dude :
Hamburglar - Encyc
i hear he's good at translating but, you have to watch all the hamburgers in your possession the whole time you two are hanging out.
I saw a funny book at a store the other day. It was a kids book that played sounds and was " How to speak wookie"
Try bringing home some flowers Hitt. Might turn that "hole" into "heart." Just sayin'.
And you're just now relaying this information????
Egads man! How dare you deprive us of what could be life saving know-how!!!!!!!!
* runs off to amazon to buy prep materials for the inevitable wookie uprising*
( seriously though, if there's an audiobook version dictated by James earl jones, the comedy gold contained therein would be priceless)
Unless she's allergic. Then it would turn into "hat" or "wipe".
Don't listen to robin,Hitt. She's trying to bushwack you - what you wanna do is bring home a bulk box of 80 grit sandpaper and a 5 gallon propane torch.
Hand em to her and tell her the sandpaper is to clean the cooties off of her rear end and the torch is to melt the ice around her heart.
That'll get you on her good side for sure.what woman can resist hand tool based acts of sentimentality?
Whaddya mean?
My dad always said " son,only women sleep in the bedroom.buy a comfortable couch". I just thought those were the rules of life- are you saying my dad was a misogynist and I *should* have been sleeping in the bed all this time?!?!?!?!?
Especially with a mouth like mine!!!!!!
Ok,ok.... That's enough.
I'm itching to hear the results of this new p51 test.
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