Right now, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Every body up & at this morning!!!!!!!!
Every body up & at this morning!!!!!!!!
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I have decided that I don't mind being old..it beats trying to zip up skinny jeans!
One old boob says to the other old boob,
"If we don't start to get some support around here, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"If we don't start to get some support around here, people are going to think we're nuts!"
Nuts is called senior moments.
But I handle it very well cause I can still laugh about it.
But I handle it very well cause I can still laugh about it.
I used to work in a nursing home. I cant Tell you how many times I had to untuck ladies' chests from their waistbands..... My time is coming, I know. My poor 'girls' used to look people right in the eye. Now they just stare at the floor. 
Hey, they're tired. They nursed 5 babies! lol Gotta laugh, getting old ain't for sissies!
Hey, they're tired. They nursed 5 babies! lol Gotta laugh, getting old ain't for sissies!
I'm a 61 year old curmudgeon, can I join the Seniors ??? Is there a bathroom on this thread ???
You better believe there is a bathroom here. In fact it's the busiest room in the thread.
Reading material provided.
Reading material provided.
Remember when.........
Birth Control Seats was another way of saying Bucket Seats.........
Birth Control Seats was another way of saying Bucket Seats.........
Know any Then and Now?
Feel free to post.........
Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian
Feel free to post.........
Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian
I have one jj. This one really disturbs me.
Then: Get caught smoking in school - detention.
Now: Get caught smoking in school - arrested.
Then: Get caught smoking in school - detention.
Now: Get caught smoking in school - arrested.
Now:
Kids get arrested at school and other places for the dumbest of things these days. Where the hell did common sense go?
I guess it went out the door with discipline---the schools can't do it and some parents won't do it---and sorry "time out" does not work all that great.
I can't blame teachers, prinicples, etc., these days because they can't say boo without the threat of getting fired or sued.
Then:
Remember the "board of education?" Don't get the wrong idea, I don't believe in a child, or an adult, being beaten. But as far as I'm concerned a little paddling does more good than harm. I'm friends with a lot of cops in the area and they think the same way, but their hands are tied because of the viewpoint these days.
I will admit I spanked my children. Unlike my parents who used a razor strap on us kids, I bent them over my upper leg while I was sitting so they weren't in danger of whiplash and used my hand.
Most of this went on while they were still in diapers so they were scared more than hurt. By the time they were out of diapers, they knew not to misbehave because the hammer would come down.
It certainly paid off when they became teenagers.
Maybe it should be required for all parents to take a course in the proper way to spank a child. This might stop a bunch of them from being beaten (and worse) when they get put behind bars.
Kids get arrested at school and other places for the dumbest of things these days. Where the hell did common sense go?
I guess it went out the door with discipline---the schools can't do it and some parents won't do it---and sorry "time out" does not work all that great.
I can't blame teachers, prinicples, etc., these days because they can't say boo without the threat of getting fired or sued.
Then:
Remember the "board of education?" Don't get the wrong idea, I don't believe in a child, or an adult, being beaten. But as far as I'm concerned a little paddling does more good than harm. I'm friends with a lot of cops in the area and they think the same way, but their hands are tied because of the viewpoint these days.
I will admit I spanked my children. Unlike my parents who used a razor strap on us kids, I bent them over my upper leg while I was sitting so they weren't in danger of whiplash and used my hand.
Most of this went on while they were still in diapers so they were scared more than hurt. By the time they were out of diapers, they knew not to misbehave because the hammer would come down.
It certainly paid off when they became teenagers.
Maybe it should be required for all parents to take a course in the proper way to spank a child. This might stop a bunch of them from being beaten (and worse) when they get put behind bars.
A little more spanking would help but these day's they arrest you for it. I remember my daughter came to visit one yr. and she had the worst potty mouth and no respect. She was 14 yrs. old and pushed me too far one day. I told her she was looking to get a spanking and she said "Your not going to spank me". Well she started pushing again and I spanked her. The rest of her visit was wonderful, she wasn't afraid or anything I think she just felt that I cared enough and we've been very close since that time. She now has kids of her own.
Okay, during our lifetime we have learned many things---and probably forgot more than we want to admit.
But, if you ever figured this out, I doubt if you forgot so all theories welcome.
WHY is it when you hold a fly swatter does the fly avoid you like the plague?
But, if you ever figured this out, I doubt if you forgot so all theories welcome.
WHY is it when you hold a fly swatter does the fly avoid you like the plague?
Don't usually get into the blond jokes but this is funny.
YouTube - Blonde goes back to work after 30 years
YouTube - Blonde goes back to work after 30 years
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