Sometimes memories are all we have because they're all we need - moving on with life doesn't mean forgetting the past; it simply means focusing on the future!!!
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I'm wondering where my childhood fantasy went wrong. Marriage, children, and my own housekeeper like Alice from the Brady Bunch. Where is Alice?
She disappeared, when the Brady Bunch went off the air. Back to reality. *poof*
Finally figured out the answer to the question,"What do you want to be when you get older?".....................younger!!!!!!!
I don't want to go back to my youth and have to re-live those years again. Not in the insanity, that this world has become.
Here is a list a "friend" of mine just sent me. Perhaps this is important information to add to the discussion.
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends. Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends. Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
I suppose that now I will have to start wearing my hat with the brim facing forward and stop listening to rap music (thank God !!). LOL.
I just want the young body to go with my age.
SuZamme, I started doing some of that a lllllllllllllllllong time ago.
SuZamme, I started doing some of that a lllllllllllllllllong time ago.
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
They didn't have it either when I was that young. Just wanted to see who would realize it wasn't a class when our age group was little.
Just testing those brains.
Think of it this way, you're not plague with Alzheimer. Now me, sometimes I wonder about myself so I call it Sometimers.
Just testing those brains.
Think of it this way, you're not plague with Alzheimer. Now me, sometimes I wonder about myself so I call it Sometimers.
KINDERGARTEN is a German word which means CHILDREN'S GARDEN. I went to Catholic school for a few years and I was in Kindergarten, when I was barely 5 years old. It was called "Baby Grade", in my neighborhood. I learned the alphabet in both English and French (after all of these years, I can still recite the alphabet in French, lol) and basic reading and writing skills there.
I also have "sometimers". lol.
Don't give up on the Seahawks, 5CS.
I also have "sometimers". lol.
Don't give up on the Seahawks, 5CS.
I think it's a strange name they've picked for "Social Security."
For what they actually send you, you can't afford to be "social" nor can you really feel "secure."
For what they actually send you, you can't afford to be "social" nor can you really feel "secure."
So, I'm watching the news and they say older folks aren't laughing enough.
Guess they (we) spend more time worrying. Gee, I wonder why that is?
Guess they (we) spend more time worrying. Gee, I wonder why that is?
After I "pee like a racehorse", I always burst out of the stall and take a victory lap around the bathroom..........
Unfortunately, that lap takes a long time.
Unfortunately, that lap takes a long time.
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