Seniors

[jj2]

I know I'm over sixty but I feel and look like I'm in my twenties.
I also saw Elvis. He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO.

 

[jj2]

One word of advice: Never try to control your bladder & sneeze at the same time.

 

[debb]

 

[JerryRM]

We come into this world, hairless, toothless and incontinent and we leave this world, hairless, toothless and incontinent. Life is a full circle.

 

[SuZamme]

We come into this world, hairless, toothless and incontinent and we leave this world, hairless, toothless and incontinent. Life is a full circle.

Thank you for this condensed version of the circle of life. Am I correct in assuming this is based on your own experience?

 

[jj2]

Was told this by a friend and just had to send it along.

"Having my morning coffee at Denny's this morning, an elderly couple in their late 70's early 80's come in and sit down in a booth...not across from one another..... but beside each other...arm in arm..smiling.. I couldn't help but smile and think.... there is a couple that got it right...coming through the speakers... "In to the Mystic" by Van Morrison"

Now that is a way to start the day and hope everyone has a great day.

 

[jj2]

Went to and did the pool exercise classes this morning.
I feel like I've been shot at and missed and crapped on and hit!
Damn, getting old is the pits!

 

[jj2]

I have officially reached the age at which I can lie in bed at night & hear myself wrinkling.

 

[debb]

 

[jj2]

Definition of Over The Hill: When your morning coffee and birth control get replaced by Metamucil and a hormone patch.

 

[jj2]

At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot, and making it to the bathroom before the third sneeze.

 

[chimney55]

That is too funny!! (and sad because I know what you mean...)

 

[debb]

...you guys are too funny....and sadly ..speak the truth!

 

[jj2]

Remember years back when moving to California would've been cool.
Now it would be because it's warm.

 

[JerryRM]

Now that one I can relate to jj !!! Watching the "Beach Blanket" movies, listening to the "Beach Boys", I thought California was a utopia.

 

[jj2]

For all the men out there: Old is when a "sexy babe" catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

 

[JerryRM]

Pacemakers cost too much, jj. If I ever need a jolt, I'll just hook up a battery to my heart.

 

[jj2]

Want to fix Social Security?
Replace all the politicians retirement plan with it and see how fast it gets fixed!!

 

[jj2]

Just found out that the "Grim Reaper" is not a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old folks home.....oops, my bad.

 

[debb]

Just found out that the "Grim Reaper" is not a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old folks home.....oops, my bad.