Just had to share this little gem
Got the following message in my spam folder from Careerbuilder (which I have signed up for):
"
Hi
tomcatt,
I came across your resume and thought that you might be a great fit for this
On-Demand Roadside Assistancecampaign with
Allstate.
On-Demand Roadside Assistance
Click
here or on the link above to apply today.
Best of luck with your job search!
"
TO WHICH I HAD TO REPLY (yeah, I know, there's an unnecessary 'experience' in there; but I was a bit miffed at the time
):
"Really???? You saw my resume and immediately thought "This person who has over 25 years of experience in chemical laboratory experience would be a great candidate for Allstate roadside assistance"?
Perhaps you should consider a career change for yourself. Can you say "Would you like fries with that?"? If so, I think I may have a few suggestions..."
LOL Like I said, just had to share this