No, my FEET are size 9... or 9 1/2! I'm a 14 or 16 in most clothes, but I really can't wear women's pants; to get a waist that fits me, the hips balloon out on the side like clown pants! So I buy like Dockers in the men's section, so I can get waist and length that actually fits -- or I buy leggings, since they stretch. But tops, usually a 16, because I don't wanna show off the "rolls" around my middle, also have fairly substantial shoulders, and anytime I go over 135 lbs, I become just a trifle... er... busty. (that sure never happened back in my skinny years!
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I used to run amateur BBSs, circa 1989-1994; when I *finally* got on the internet in Sept 1999, first thing I did, pretty much, was teach myself HTML/CSS; by December '99 I had my first domain name and website; for a while I had about 10 domain names, but had to let all but 2 go during the economic downturn, but I've been designing Joomla! websites (software like mine) since about 2006. It's just fun to me, translating that completely-linear code down the page into a 2-D visual interface -- I also have developed my own ideas about "interface ergonomics" -- what makes a website easy to use and navigate. It pleases my geeky heart right down to the ground.
Before Windows and the internet, I was just as pleased by writing complicated batch files -- loved dat MS-DOS!
Andria