Survival of the fittest.

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  1. Topwater Elvis

    Topwater Elvis Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Dec 26, 2012
    Texas
    This is a half eaten 6x6 round bale of hay. I baled it July 3 2013. 3 days after I misplaced my Provari.
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    This is where the cows found it for me. Inside dark hole in first pic.

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    removed broke off carto threads, installed battery from Provari I was vaping at the time. And ,,,

    [​IMG][/URL]Dropped in pasture, hay raked twice, wind rowed, possibly ran over by tractor / implements 3 - 4 times, went through baling machine, bale spiked and moved several times, sat outside in all sorts weather conditions since July 2013.
    The battery was dead / 2.4v, Ibtank didn't survive, Provari still functions like the day it was new / flawlessly.
    Priceless.
     
  2. Thunderball

    Thunderball Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 5, 2013
    Grayson, Georgia
    Ha ha ha..... lucky guy !!!
     
  3. r77r7r

    r77r7r Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Feb 15, 2011
    US
    Hay is for Horses, Straw is for Cows. Wrong feed for the wrong animal, that's why you lost your PV :).
     
  4. K_Tech

    K_Tech Slightly mad but harmless Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Sep 11, 2013
    Eastern Ohio, USA
    At least you found it before it was "processed" through a cow.... :ohmy:
     
  5. donnah

    donnah Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

  6. WillyZee

    WillyZee Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Sep 23, 2013
    Toronto
    this definitely tops the run over by the car, dropped from the skyscraper incidents.
     
  7. Lisa66

    Lisa66 Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Jan 23, 2011
    Chicago
    This is priceless!
     
  8. Chimney34

    Chimney34 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Hehehe! Glad you found it!
     
  9. CommaHolly

    CommaHolly Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Jun 22, 2012
    Plant City, FL
    you forgot to add that it was possibly stepped on by cows too,,,,,,,,,,and they are HEAVY.

    amazing.
     
  10. kbf101998

    kbf101998 In the Sheepiezone Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Aug 30, 2013
    Brentwood, Tn, USA
  11. StormFinch

    StormFinch Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 22, 2010
    Arkansas
    :laugh: I nominate this one for 1st place in the "Provari Survived" category. 1st place in the "Rest In Peace" category still goes to the one run over by the lawn mower... mainly because it's the only one I've seen die, and it did it so thoroughly.
     
  12. Topwater Elvis

    Topwater Elvis Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Dec 26, 2012
    Texas
    Both of them have been stepped on by cows, calves and a horse or two several times, usually it just mashes them into the soil, so far. Of course the carto usually breaks off and the tanks have about a 50% survival rate.
    I don't carry any vape stuff when working with the bulls.

    The one I just found (that was baled) has actually been on light duty since its disappearance compared to what it would have endured from my daily use.

    They are not indestructible, my first one was smashed flat while loading a track excavator onto the trailer.

    StormFinch, both have survived worse mishaps than being baled.
     
  13. freeatlast!

    freeatlast! Super Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 5, 2013
    Kansas, USA
    Cool story, Topwater!!

    I found my hub's wedding ring in the horse corral this summer, 11 years after he lost it out there when he was so skinny from chemo treatments....hardly a scratch on it! (I know, not really related to ecigs, altho he was having chemo due to smoking-related lung cancer...) :blink:
     
  14. Bella Chic

    Bella Chic Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 4, 2009
    Southeast Texas
    Now that is AWESOME! Glad you found, even better that it's still works perfectly!
     
  15. Rickajho

    Rickajho ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Apr 23, 2011
    Boston MA
    When this one started with "This is a half eaten 6x6 round bale of hay." I was expecting a completely different "ending."
     
  16. Arnold Ziffle

    Arnold Ziffle Super Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 2, 2009
    San Quentin
    glad you found it before it became kopi provari. prob would sell for a premium though.
     
  17. Susan W.

    Susan W. Provarinati in fideliam ☆ Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Apr 30, 2013
    Torrance, CA
    Wow, what a place to lose a ProVari. Not surprised it still works.
     
  18. Tempesta

    Tempesta Senior Member ECF Veteran

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    Aug 6, 2013
    Maryland USA
    Amazing and hilarious! I will remember that story for a long time. You should tell Provape; I see the beginning of a series of ads, sort of like "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' "
     
  19. Pam1384

    Pam1384 Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Aug 15, 2013
    Tacoma, WA, USA
    Wow, what a story! That's fantastic!
     
  20. Papa_Lazarou

    Papa_Lazarou MKUltra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Aug 23, 2013
    Vancouver, Canada
    Send an email with these pics to Provape, because this HAS to be a testimonial-grade story for their website.
     
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