My R&D dream becomes a reality...
Announcing M-Tech batteries!
What does M-Tech stand for?
"Mooch-Tech", of course.
Because "Mooching means more", and with these batteries you get so much more. Dude, why buy boring established high performance batteries from Samsung, Sony, or LG when you can blow sick clouds with M-Tech batteries?!?
They come in all sorts of rad colors, including a special limited run that glows in the dark! Each of these special batts (batts? Yea, get with the new lingo bro) comes with a unique feature found in no other batt....a button. Press this button in firmly to fully short circuit the batt and watch it come to life! No more having your batts cowering in fear inside your mods! These things will jump right out of your mod and light up the night for hours!
We even have an all-black wrap! Our logo, ratings, warnings, everything, is in jet black. But, like our innovative glow-in-the-dark batt, this is a special limited release. Be the first one on your block to own a pair of the M-Tech Midnight series batts! Of course, these unique batts will cost more. But, we all know that the more a batt costs, the better it must be. And when you see the price of this thing you will know it has to be the best batt in the world!
All because we really do know what you want....
Long battery life? Ha!
Honest specs and ratings? Surely, that's crazy!
Our thorough market research has nailed it bro...awesomely colored wraps, big rating numbers with no basis in reality, and crazy, sick clouds! Yea, man!
Think you already got some cloud cred? What, maybe 12ft clouds? Or perhaps even 20ft clouds? LOL, that's all fine if you want to keep running with the kids. Our batts will let chuck clouds into the next state! We guarantee that you will be fined by the EPA or you get your money back!
But wait...there's more!
Our scientists have been working night and day for...well..hours, to come up with a way we can increase prices even more so that you truly know how good these batts are. And we've found it...aging.
You may have been told that a Li-Ion battery loses power over time. Cow-cookies! Our patented oak barrel aging technology means that our batts actually get stronger the more you use them. That's right, they improve with age...just like a fine wine!
So if you buy our 60A continuous/400A pulse 18350 batts now, by next year they will be able to start your car! Pretty cool, huh? Yup, we thought so too.
So, contact one of our dealers now...now...now, and revel in the technological brilliance of M-Tech!
Brought to you by Mooch
Known all over the world...well, by at least 6 people...as "that battery nerd at ECF".
Announcing M-Tech batteries!
What does M-Tech stand for?
"Mooch-Tech", of course.
Because "Mooching means more", and with these batteries you get so much more. Dude, why buy boring established high performance batteries from Samsung, Sony, or LG when you can blow sick clouds with M-Tech batteries?!?
They come in all sorts of rad colors, including a special limited run that glows in the dark! Each of these special batts (batts? Yea, get with the new lingo bro) comes with a unique feature found in no other batt....a button. Press this button in firmly to fully short circuit the batt and watch it come to life! No more having your batts cowering in fear inside your mods! These things will jump right out of your mod and light up the night for hours!
We even have an all-black wrap! Our logo, ratings, warnings, everything, is in jet black. But, like our innovative glow-in-the-dark batt, this is a special limited release. Be the first one on your block to own a pair of the M-Tech Midnight series batts! Of course, these unique batts will cost more. But, we all know that the more a batt costs, the better it must be. And when you see the price of this thing you will know it has to be the best batt in the world!
All because we really do know what you want....
Long battery life? Ha!
Honest specs and ratings? Surely, that's crazy!
Our thorough market research has nailed it bro...awesomely colored wraps, big rating numbers with no basis in reality, and crazy, sick clouds! Yea, man!
Think you already got some cloud cred? What, maybe 12ft clouds? Or perhaps even 20ft clouds? LOL, that's all fine if you want to keep running with the kids. Our batts will let chuck clouds into the next state! We guarantee that you will be fined by the EPA or you get your money back!
But wait...there's more!
Our scientists have been working night and day for...well..hours, to come up with a way we can increase prices even more so that you truly know how good these batts are. And we've found it...aging.
You may have been told that a Li-Ion battery loses power over time. Cow-cookies! Our patented oak barrel aging technology means that our batts actually get stronger the more you use them. That's right, they improve with age...just like a fine wine!
So if you buy our 60A continuous/400A pulse 18350 batts now, by next year they will be able to start your car! Pretty cool, huh? Yup, we thought so too.
So, contact one of our dealers now...now...now, and revel in the technological brilliance of M-Tech!
Brought to you by Mooch
Known all over the world...well, by at least 6 people...as "that battery nerd at ECF".
