You tell me this
after we sell out to a big corporation?!?
Hmm...great idea though...
We have brought on a new SUPER consultant and after our longest R&D program ever we are proud to announce a radical improvement in battery technology. Forget that old school M-Tech stuff, you need a
Tele-Mooch battery!
What's so innovative about a Tele-Mooch battery? We weld together as many batteries as you need to meet your high power
vaping needs. And, for you ultra-low resistance coil builders, our battery can be used as a walking stick, cane, or even a baseball bat if you order our triple-parallel 26650 battery! Just tell us how many sets of these three paralleled batteries you want welded together. That's right, we offer custom lengths for all of our batteries!
And it's going to cost at least twice as much as any of those old dinosaur M-Tech batteries so you can imagine how well these will perform!
Our SUPER consultant is not sitting back and reveling in the brilliance of this Tele-Mooch technology. Ohhhhh no. He's working on the next generation of Tele-Mooch technology right now. We call it Next Generation Tele-Mooch Technology. Clever, huh?
Each battery consists of several high capacity Li-Ion tubes, so cleverly designed that they appear to be just common steel tubes, eached placed within the other with a Tele-Mooch 18650 battery in the middle. Just extend the tubes to match your power requirements! The performance of these batteries is expected to to be so high that no one could possibly afford them. But we're willing to work with you to make your vaping dreams come true. Real estate donations, indentured servitude, and many other options are available!