Not sure if its been posted or not but this one is for star wars fans:
10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
8. Look at the size of that thing!
7. Sorry about the mess...
6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
4. You've got something jammed in here real good.
3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...
1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
8. Look at the size of that thing!
7. Sorry about the mess...
6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
4. You've got something jammed in here real good.
3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...
1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!