The Joke Tread!

Discussion in 'Mom and Pop Vapor Shop' started by P0P, Apr 7, 2014.

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  1. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    This my friends is all about having a chuckle and sharing jokes but to me its special, it was a requested by a very special member and means a lot. I say fun is unpredictable to having a laugh is awesome! the rewards can vary hahah! Oh! are there any rules ? (nope) how much does it cost to play? (its FREE)
    ( what can i win!) Honesty it can vary from a 10 ml bottle to a job:)
     
  2. Rat2chat2

    Rat2chat2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

  3. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    :)Awesome I already love ya

    porch light is on
     
  4. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    I understand copy and past
     
  5. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    No Joke! folks this is a joke thread life is something (YA NO! ):)
     
  6. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    This is all of our forum (vapors) i want to have fun . I am so tired of being serious a good joke would be nice Woot!
     
  7. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    I dont have to copy and past the truth is my memory my memory protects me:)
     
  8. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    share you're experience with the post

    its very important
     
  9. P0P

    P0P Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Hi Rat2chat2

    I think its important to welcome you to M&P

    God Bless:)
     
  10. Rat2chat2

    Rat2chat2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I saw this one today in my email. Over the years the cars have changed but the joke is a classic IMO....

    Three Guys in Heaven

    Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, “I know that you guys are forgiven because you’re here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big. What kind of car you get will depend on your answer.”

    The first guy walked up and St. Peter asked him, “How long were you married?” He answered, “24 years.” “Did you ever cheat on your wife?”, St. Peter asked. The guy said, “Yeah, 7 times … but you said I was forgiven.” St. Peter said, “Yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Pinto to drive.”

    The second guy walked up and got the same question from St. Peter. He answered, “I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out.” St. Peter said, “I’m pleased to hear that. Here’s a Lincoln.”

    The third guy walked up and said, “St. Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!” St. Peter said, “That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Jaguar!”

    A few days later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar, crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked him what was wrong, he said, “I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard!”
     
  11. Rat2chat2

    Rat2chat2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

  12. Rat2chat2

    Rat2chat2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    If you like funny videos.............





    Thank you, thank you..........I'll be here all week. bahahahahaha:laugh:
     
  13. thehangdude

    thehangdude ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Here is a joke my mom sent me.
    It is one I know P0P will like!
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    A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

    The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

    The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

    The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

    The biker replies, I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys the Washington Post to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

    ....and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days...
     
  14. somejerk

    somejerk Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade :lol:
     
  15. jj2

    jj2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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  19. therussellv

    therussellv Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"

    Last stinky October 15, 2013
     
  20. therussellv

    therussellv Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    A guy goes to a psychiatrist, says "doc I've been having strange dreams, one night I'll dream I'm a teepee, next night I'll dream I'm a wigwam". The psychiatrist says "thats easy, you're two tents."

    Last stinky October 15, 2013
     
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