Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor..............
Because it's a little meteor..............
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder..........................
'Cause the cow's got the udder..........................
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.....................
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.....................
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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