A Parody of the Christmas Song - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (You'll have to sing it in your head)
The restroom door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside,
It wasn't long I'd realized I'd been taken for a ride,
I heard high voices turned and found the room was occupied,
By two nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse,
By two nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen it must have been a gag,
For when I turned I found that I had run into a hag,
She sprayed me with her can of mace and hit me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say,
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen I wish that I could find,
The crummy little creep that had the nerve to switch the signs,
Cause I have 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy,
Boy oh boy,
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
The End
I have always thought this was cleverly done. The music was done with an orchestra and harmony! I hope I haven't offended anyone. Too funny....kind of like a Weird Al song.
The restroom door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside,
It wasn't long I'd realized I'd been taken for a ride,
I heard high voices turned and found the room was occupied,
By two nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse,
By two nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen it must have been a gag,
For when I turned I found that I had run into a hag,
She sprayed me with her can of mace and hit me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say,
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen I wish that I could find,
The crummy little creep that had the nerve to switch the signs,
Cause I have 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy,
Boy oh boy,
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
The End
I have always thought this was cleverly done. The music was done with an orchestra and harmony! I hope I haven't offended anyone. Too funny....kind of like a Weird Al song.
