The Twisted Wish Game

[pchela]

The other games seem to be popular so thought I'd add a couple of my favorites from another forum.

This game is fairly simple: make a wish. Any wish. The next poster then grants your wish, but with a twist, like this:

Poster #1: I wish I could live forever!

Poster #2: Granted! You are now immortal. Sadly, your mind ages like it always has, and you spend the majority of eternity senile.

The wish-granter then makes their own wish, and the death spiral continues.

I'll start with - I wish I had one meeelion dollars.

 

[Tuck]

Wish granted you have a meeeeelion dollars and spend it all on e-cig stuff. And now you are poor but have loads of siupplies.

I wish I had a 1000 acres

 

[pchela]

Granted! You now have 1000 acres but it is mysteriously irradiated and completely unusable.

Damn!

I wish Sallana hadn't called me out! : P

 

[Sallana]

chela forgot how to play her own game.

What's your wish??

 

[pchela]

Wish added.

 

[Sallana]

Okay your wish is granted. I didn't call you out. The thread dies, no one has fun and angels weep the loss.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

 

[keyzygirl]

OK,you get a mansion and its filled with bugs that wont leave.

I wish I had a money tree,lol.

 

[UntamedRose]

Granted, but it requires human blood instead of water. 0o



Wish the hubby was the hell outta the military.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Poof! Your husband is out of the military but has been hired into the Secret Service.

I wish lox was here

 

[the_larch]

Wish granted! You are now inundated with a boatload of smoked salmon!

I wish I didn't have to work ever again...

 

[pchela]

*Poof*

You no longer work and therefor have no money, no food, no car and no place to live except the streets.

I wish I could lose some weight with ease.

 

[Landhew]

Your wish is granted. You can now lose weight easily, but you also lose your hair and teeth.

I wish my kids would sleep a little later in the mornings.

 

[Pamdane]

Your wish is granted. Now they stay up late eating candy with a sugar high.

I wish the dog kennel stopped flooding when it rained.

 

[UntamedRose]

Granted, The water is now going into your house.



I wanna pony

 

[pchela]

Poof! You have an adorable pony... who lives in your bedroom. And he smells like a pony...

I wish I had a mini cooper!

 

[the_larch]

Poof! A miniature version of Mark Curry in his role as Mr. Cooper from Hanging With Mr. Cooper appears and refuses to ever leave you be!

I wish I had more enthusiasm

 

[Landhew]

Your wish is granted. You have so much enthusiasm no one can stand to be around you.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

 

[Pamdane]

Your at the beach now. Unfortunately, you chose a day when a hurricane was there. You've been washed out to sea...

I wish it were snowing here.

 

[phoenixfire]

Your wish is granted, there is 6ft of snow on the ground and more coming.

I wish it would rain.

 

[Sallana]

Wish granted, it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you don't know how to build an Ark.



I wish I didn't have to pay rent.