24. On the other hand, some people's mods have bigger radar signatures than the V2.
The most asked question on ECF is "Where can I find a PV that looks and tastes exactly like a cigarette?"
...People like me who have fried their taste buds with 50 years of smoking analogs can't tell the difference between Bavarian Creame and Chilean Guano, although we swear we can.
20. Your mail carrier will eventually consider getting a restraining order against you for stalking.
21. You will gradually turn your home into a chemistry lab as you hunt for the "perfect vape".
22. At some point, you will suffer burnt cartos, burnt attys, juice in your mouth, or leaking stuff. But you will persevere in search of #21.
23. Stealth vaping does not involve a ski mask, gloves, or walking on tip-toes hiding behind trees.
If all the 5ml sample bottles that everyone has stashed and doesn't like were laid end to end, they would reach to the moon and back.
The assertion that vaping is less expensive than analogs is the biggest lie since Bill Clinton claimed total ignorance of "that woman"