Yeah man. Well, y'know . . . well, y'see, it was like this man. I'd had a couple oat sodas, uh . . . and I uh, I decide that I really want a caucasian. So I uh, I heard VaporBomb . . . uh, y'know . . . will add cream to your Kahlua. And then... let's see, you can even order it with sweetener.
So I uh, I go to VaporBomb man. And I'm getting ready to, uh . . . I'm ordering a caucasian from 'em . . . and these guys break into my house. And then, you know, little of this, little of that, and . . . the guy peed, on my rug. That rug really tied the room together. Of course I'm uh, well . . . anyway.
Yeah, so I uh, I get my caucasian in the mail today. Effin A man! Tastes like coffee. A little cream and uh, it's sweet man. More coffee than Kahlua though. So I uh, I think I'll let it steep a little man. The coffee is a little, uh . . . it's good coffee and all. It's just the coffee is so strong man. I think uh, I think a week in the cooler will, uh . . . yeah, I think it will help the flavors blend a little more. But, well . . . y'know that's just like, uh . . . my opinion man.
I'm gonna go find my rug, 'cause y'know it just really tied the room together. Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
Yeah man, like . . . I finally got the rug thing sorted out. Effin A man! It's a long story, but like uh, there were like, these Nihilists involved and a toe. Don't even ask me about the toe man.
Yeah, so I uh, I get in the tub to relax and vape a little, like just to sort of well, unwind. I remembered that I had my caucasian in the cooler, so I uh, I grab the bottle out of there, throw my hair into a tail, and I uh, I drip 3 drops of this caucasian into my personal vaporizer man, and I'm like uh, I'm in heaven man. The flavor is totally mellow now. I can taste the flavor man. It's creamy, and coffee, and sweet, and uh, and it's like Kahlua man.
Yeah, so like uh, when you order your caucasian from VaporBomb man, like uh, mellow out a little bit and let it chill behind a case of oat sodas. Then, like, when you finish 'em off, the caucasian will be ready for you man. I'm uh, I'm gonna have to let you go. I don't really feel comfortable with people around while I'm bathing. Take 'er easy.