What sound does a turkey's phone make?

[Chica65]

Answer: Wing! Wing!

A little November humor

 

[kritter]

Ohhhhhhh nooooooooo! Where's my moonshine???

 

[julbil98]

I definately needed a laugh!!!! Thanks!!!!

 

[Chica65]

lol kritter I can pull out some Baked Apple Pie moonshine

julbil98 I'll be posting them all month

 

[Chica65]

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The Turkey Trot!!

 

[Chica65]

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Q: Plymouth Rock!!!.

 

[Cokeybill]

How do you catch a unique bird??



You' neak up on him.

 

[Chica65]

lol good one Cokeybill

 

[Chica65]

Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
A: Plymouth!!!!

 

[kritter]

More! More! I still got some moonshine!

 

[kritter]

The more I drink, the get the funnier they or somethin' like that!

 

[Chica65]

lmao you need to post some with a good buzz going My Aunt makes awesome Apple Pie moonshine!

 

[Chica65]

Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har- VEST.

 

[mlinky]

How do you catch a unique bird??



You' neak up on him.

How do you catch a tame bird?

Tame way!

 

[Chica65]

mlinky you stole my joke for the night lmao Now I gotta look up another one

 

[Chica65]

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

 

[kritter]

lmao you need to post some with a good buzz going My Aunt makes awesome Apple Pie moonshine!

Trouble trouble is is you you see see double double!!

 

[Chica65]

lmao You might want to start cutting yourself off when that happens

 

[Chica65]

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

 

[kritter]

How to cook a turkey
Go buy yourself a turkey
Take a drink of shine
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of shine
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more shines of drink
Turk the bastey
shine another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of shine
Bake the shine for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another shottle of bine
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner and pass out