Oh, yea! That's what I'm talking 'bout! The military hides in those big ships they built for 2012. Hope they get seasick on dry land - wimps!
You see, I live about a mile and a half from the Warren tank Plant here in MI. They have an awful lot of really big tracked vehicles parked outside on display, the only thing you need is batteries, there's even a gas station across the street.
Okay, it seems to make a lot more sense for you then! I used to live close to a Hummer dealership (H1, no suburban's with a makeover for me!), and close enough to a national guard depot to make those considerations. But now, no joy in the pacific NW... Ha! I used to know the inventory of a certain police station and it would have made some 3rd world countries jealous!!