Why have my farts...the PSA Pt. 2

[Mowgli]

Part 1 RIP (2009-2014) - Why have my farts... | E-Cigarette Forum

We used the Atkins Diet a few years ago and discovered the wonders of Maltitol

We call it Fartitol.

Room clearing septic tank equivalent of sucralose.
Constant farts of epic proportions and intensity.
Total biohazard.

Maybe (by vaping) we're absorbing enough sweetener (sucralose) to exacerbate our lowered metabolism
Lower peristalsis rate = longer fart steeping time

They smell so deaf people can enjoy them too.

 

[Mowgli]

Synchronicity. Have a fig. We dare you...

 

[Nermal]

Ah, yes. Steep time. I joined for the educational benefits and finally got my money's worth.

 

[Cullin Kin]

lol! I don't even know what to say! However, this is a correct use of 'steep' I believe, unlike when aging juice...

 

[AstroTurf]

Max VG gives me gas...

Now I Cloud from Both Ends!!!

 

[redrebel821]

Oh, I stumbled across this, so of course I had to go read Part 1. I'm dying!!!

 

[thetrucker]

I love this ECF place----get to laugh and laugh--seems like every time I am here---great humor on here.---thetrucker

 

[npalmy]

Thanks for the laugh..part 1 too funny.

 

[Mowgli]

Bump a lump

 

[Mowgli]

bump an aromatic thread day bump

 

[Mowgli]

 

[AstroTurf]

I like the test fire to make sure is not a turd!!!

 

[Mowgli]

 

[AstroTurf]

Now that is some deep inhale skillz...

 

[AstroTurf]

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[Mowgli]

http://www.pixable.com/article/7-types-of-farts-89434