Your Favorite movie quotes???

[r3dgh0s7]

always a good one

 

[DemonCowboy]

I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

someone had to...lol

 

[loxmythe]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

 

[thorn]

House: (about autistic child, Adam) Why would you feel sorry for someone who gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities which are utterly meaningless, insincere, and therefore degrading. This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, or your excretions, or your grandma's itchy place. Can you imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties? I don't pity this kid. I envy him.

That is what the movie "Invention of Lying" is all about.

The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.

This is one of my top 10 movies!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

From Ruthless People -- and I use them occasionally!

That SOB got older and sicker, and older and sicker, and OLDER and Sicker!

and

Do I understand this correstly? I'm being marked down??? I've been kidnapped by K-mart!!!

and

This could possibly be the stupidest man on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.

 

[MrsJaaxx]

Mr. GENE WILDER: (As Willy Wonka) But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.

Mr. PETER OSTRUM: (As Charlie Bucket) What happened?

Mr. WILDER: (As Willy Wonka) He lived happily ever after.

 

[VaporNebula]

I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. -Hannibal Lecter

 

[CSR]

"A man's got to know his limitations."

 

[Fopa]

"My momma always told me...if you don't have anything nice to say about someone...come sit by me!!"

"I'm not crazy...I've just been in a bad mood for over 40 years!"

"You sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?"

 

[PowerofParanoia]

I'm not much of a biblical person, but this quote is hilarious in the context of Samuel L. Jackson saying it.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[DemonCleaner]

"so why you goin to the airport?...flyin somwhere?"
"how'd you guess"
"well i saw all your luggage, then when i noticed the airline ticket i put two and two together"


"i don't have pink eye...I'm just reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally high"

"Any ..... with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

Azrael: Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Bartender: Never heard of it.
Azrael: Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Serendipity: Don't...
Azrael: Ahh, anybody? No?
[Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads]
Azrael: Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...
[Azrael pulls out an uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]
Azrael: Get it?

 

[REDDOG1]

I guess it’s hard for people who are so used to things the way they are — even if they’re bad — to change. ‘Cause they kind of give up. And when they do, everybody kind of loses.