Keyboard Fool

Born at an early age, I have grown into a charismatic and dynamic man, admired far and wide by women and men alike. If you aren't one of my many admirers, you haven't met me yet! A joy to be near, I remain an inspiration to younger men and boys to become just like me, but alas, they never will. I continue to be a shining beacon and role model for all who have the luck to know me. My modesty and humbleness are legendary. Advisor to popes and presidents, my opinions are respected world-wide. I even showed The Illuminauti the light!
I have been declared a National Treasure in 45 countries.

Electronic keyboards, guitars, beer, women, Japanese Anime, vaping, Smoking, Over-throwing Govts.