Tequila

I drink and I think. My purpose in life is to expose those who have so many faces they forget that not everyone is stupid.

BTW I hate whiskey, whiskey is for wimps and those that cannot think for themselves. Drink beer if you must, whiskey is an imposter.

Whiskey is a drink for fools, it clouds your mind and makes you think you are loved, when really people are laughing at you. Drink Tequila at least it is honest.