I'm right there with you, on the whole conspiracy meter bit. I'm working on getting New Zealand citizenship as soon as I get my degree.
I think the Darwin is going to be my next move. I'd agree with you that it seems more user-friendly in general. I love tube mods and all, but this is going to be my baby. The reviews are out of sight. And if for some reason sometime down the line I feel like a ProVari would make a useful addition, there's loads of people on the classy's looking to trade theirs for a Darwin.
I'm sure I'll just end up purchasing one, though.
The Saber Touch is lovely. Her name is Delilah.
I keep it at home and even invested in some polish, per Jen's suggestion. It's twice as awesome since I got a Vape-O-Matic Liquinator. Definitely a great 3.7v mod, I just wish it was regulated like the E-Power.
Stoked for your Buzz Pro, I assume? I would be too. I need to get me one of the purples one of these days.