Hey dude,
I was looking for a doorbell, a knocker of some sort...
(although I wouldn't kick them out of bed...
not knockers as fine as these -----> ( * )Y( * ) <---- I think they're real... ) a woodblock, an orange juggling snake, a glockenspiel, a smoke signal specialist, an interpreter to convert the smoke signals to vapor signals, a braille typewriter, a xylophone, a sky writer, a physic medium, a tone generator, a high frequency dog whistle, HAL from 2001 Space Odyssey, a band of gypsies, a bounty hunter and I even gave Clint Eastwood a call... just to find out if you were alright.
For all I know you could be sippin' tropical drinks with Marlon Brando down in Tahiti ...
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