Irked Particle

Irked Particle · Sep 25, 2019

I changed my username today to "Irked Particle." Used "pateralus9" for almost 20 years, & I wanted something more meaningful to me.

Irked Particle · Sep 14, 2019

The government shouldn't ban e-cig flavors. Instead, parents should parent their kids, & people should not buy black market vape products.

Irked Particle · Sep 14, 2019

I just learned that we're all likely living in a simulation. So that answers every question anyone ever asked. Work done.

Irked Particle · Jan 4, 2019

I think one of the nicest things you can say to someone each new year is "May you have to buy many more calendars."

Irked Particle · Nov 25, 2018

It is what it is, unless it isn't. Then we're all f*cked.

Irked Particle · Nov 25, 2018

Does this post make me look fat? No, that can't be; I need to be more confident. Because if I can fit into a post, I must be skinny.

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

Did you know? When written out, the sound you make when you vibrate your tongue between your lips is spelled "pbtbpptbtpbtbpt."

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

Did I know? No, I didn't, so I learned, & found that I love it. And teaching, although I don't get paid to teach unless it's guitar lessons.

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

When I was a child I had a fever/My hands felt just like 2 balloons/Now I've got that feeling once again/I just explained/So you understand

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

One-hundred and forty characters is the number of characters this post contains. One-hundred and forty characters exactly. No more, no less.

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

Notice when you fire a loaded RDA with no chimney, hot juice spatters & burns you? That's its way of saying I love you. Also, burning you.

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

Vaping is like a relationship: You constantly have to rebuild, but afterward it's so much smoother. Wow, that actually makes sense for once.

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

A wise man once said, probably, "Ow, that hurts!"

Irked Particle · Oct 23, 2018

Did you blorp? Bloop bleep blerb aliens speaking through me blup blook blip.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

There's a rumor that pateralus9 is attempting to see how many status updates he can squeeze in before anyone notices. So far so good.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

Did you know? Flies can fly, but bats cannot bat. Even if they try really, really hard.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

Did you know? When you lose your keys, they can usually be found at the place where they are.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

Did you know? King Tutankhamen was notorious for writing bad checks.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

For centuries, philosophers worldwide have pondered whether I'm okay. It was recently discovered that, in fact, I am.

Irked Particle · Oct 11, 2018

You may be wondering, "Why does he keep posting stuff on his Profile Page that no one will ever likely read?"

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