Irked Particle Sep 25, 2019 I changed my username today to "Irked Particle." Used "pateralus9" for almost 20 years, & I wanted something more meaningful to me.
I changed my username today to "Irked Particle." Used "pateralus9" for almost 20 years, & I wanted something more meaningful to me.
Irked Particle Sep 14, 2019 The government shouldn't ban e-cig flavors. Instead, parents should parent their kids, & people should not buy black market vape products.
The government shouldn't ban e-cig flavors. Instead, parents should parent their kids, & people should not buy black market vape products.
Irked Particle Sep 14, 2019 I just learned that we're all likely living in a simulation. So that answers every question anyone ever asked. Work done.
I just learned that we're all likely living in a simulation. So that answers every question anyone ever asked. Work done.
Irked Particle Jan 4, 2019 I think one of the nicest things you can say to someone each new year is "May you have to buy many more calendars."
I think one of the nicest things you can say to someone each new year is "May you have to buy many more calendars."
Irked Particle Nov 25, 2018 Does this post make me look fat? No, that can't be; I need to be more confident. Because if I can fit into a post, I must be skinny.
Does this post make me look fat? No, that can't be; I need to be more confident. Because if I can fit into a post, I must be skinny.
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 Did you know? When written out, the sound you make when you vibrate your tongue between your lips is spelled "pbtbpptbtpbtbpt."
Did you know? When written out, the sound you make when you vibrate your tongue between your lips is spelled "pbtbpptbtpbtbpt."
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 Did I know? No, I didn't, so I learned, & found that I love it. And teaching, although I don't get paid to teach unless it's guitar lessons.
Did I know? No, I didn't, so I learned, & found that I love it. And teaching, although I don't get paid to teach unless it's guitar lessons.
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 When I was a child I had a fever/My hands felt just like 2 balloons/Now I've got that feeling once again/I just explained/So you understand
When I was a child I had a fever/My hands felt just like 2 balloons/Now I've got that feeling once again/I just explained/So you understand
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 One-hundred and forty characters is the number of characters this post contains. One-hundred and forty characters exactly. No more, no less.
One-hundred and forty characters is the number of characters this post contains. One-hundred and forty characters exactly. No more, no less.
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 Notice when you fire a loaded RDA with no chimney, hot juice spatters & burns you? That's its way of saying I love you. Also, burning you.
Notice when you fire a loaded RDA with no chimney, hot juice spatters & burns you? That's its way of saying I love you. Also, burning you.
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 Vaping is like a relationship: You constantly have to rebuild, but afterward it's so much smoother. Wow, that actually makes sense for once.
Vaping is like a relationship: You constantly have to rebuild, but afterward it's so much smoother. Wow, that actually makes sense for once.
Irked Particle Oct 23, 2018 Did you blorp? Bloop bleep blerb aliens speaking through me blup blook blip.
Irked Particle Oct 11, 2018 There's a rumor that pateralus9 is attempting to see how many status updates he can squeeze in before anyone notices. So far so good.
There's a rumor that pateralus9 is attempting to see how many status updates he can squeeze in before anyone notices. So far so good.
Irked Particle Oct 11, 2018 Did you know? Flies can fly, but bats cannot bat. Even if they try really, really hard.
Irked Particle Oct 11, 2018 Did you know? When you lose your keys, they can usually be found at the place where they are.
Irked Particle Oct 11, 2018 For centuries, philosophers worldwide have pondered whether I'm okay. It was recently discovered that, in fact, I am.
For centuries, philosophers worldwide have pondered whether I'm okay. It was recently discovered that, in fact, I am.
Irked Particle Oct 11, 2018 You may be wondering, "Why does he keep posting stuff on his Profile Page that no one will ever likely read?"
You may be wondering, "Why does he keep posting stuff on his Profile Page that no one will ever likely read?"