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  1. chrisl317

    What's your favorite Horror movie.

    Now, you see I can watch a scary movie, but, not most gory movies. Event Horizon freaked me out. The Hellraiser movies (1,2,3 at least) ditto. scary without too much gore - It's Alive techno scary - Demon Seed Religious scary - The Devil's Rain
  2. chrisl317

    Who should be saved during the zombie apocalypse?

    "The same thing we do every night, Pinky." "Try to take over the world!" It's Pinky and the Brain! It's Pinky and the Brain! One is a genius, the other's insane! Narf! p.s. Don't forget the evil, "Snowball"! Poit! Zort!:D
  3. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    Oh, but you don't know about the Rottini and Rotelli sects, do you? Strict fundamentalist zealots! No tomatoe sauce for them, nooo, strictly a vinegar and oil following.:D
  4. chrisl317

    One for the military folk....

    Never vaped in the field, I started after my hitches were up. The one thing I'd be real careful about , coming from an ex-grunt, is that big bright LED on the end. Whether or not light discipline will be enacted at night, if you're around any "Old Salts", you might want to put a piece of black...
  5. chrisl317

    What's your favorite Horror movie.

    Any Jane Fonda movie!
  6. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    I think that's only going to work if the boss is a Buddhist too! More than likely he's a Cash Money worshipping member of the Pastafarians! They're just not right, you know? :evil:
  7. chrisl317

    Who should be saved during the zombie apocalypse?

    Carrot Top, Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan - Bait Bill Murray - Save - for obvious reasons Milla Jovovich - Save - for dessert! :wub: James Earl Jones - Save - he can control Voodoo Zombies! Dave Chappelle - Save - I think he'd be hilarious during the Zompocalypse Maurice...
  8. chrisl317

    rogue Zombie needs our help!

    I did!:D Sjs;fm specmf PEDLd mesage was too short!
  9. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    on the path to enlightment I think I thunk, so I must have thought? So the thought is only real if I acknowledge it being thought of. But acting on that thought doesn't make it anymore real than it already was when I acknowledged it, right? Kind of like the candlelight and the meal...
  10. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    "The river tells no lies, yet standing at its shores the dishonest man still hears them" "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago." “Many roads lead to the great path. Only the willing find their way.” BTW - not ready to die yet...
  11. chrisl317

    butane instead of battery

    But, then you're applying flame. Isn't that part of the definition of an analog cig? Aren't you kind of crossing the line and playing into the hands of the FDA by applying flame to a tobacco product? Won't that turn the definition of vape back to smoke? Law writers love to skew words and...
  12. chrisl317

    E-cigs not as cheap as everyone claims?

    Look at my sig. I the past year I've spent maybe about $750 on e-cigs. I didn't go crazy trying to buy every different type or flavors of juice. I concentrated on satifying my nic craving and getting off analogs. Subtract my cig savings from my cost and it proves that e-cigs are cheaper in the...
  13. chrisl317

    510 manual battery not shutting off

    It's happened to me before. I quickly unscrew the atty and then blow into the battery from the LED end. Almost always this cuts off the juice. Don't know how or why, but, it seems to work for me.
  14. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    I prefer Ascension to a higher plane, stopping off in Heaven first to say "Hi!".:thumbs:
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    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    Buddhists invented the Squishy Cup you know. It completely did away with the concept of the spoon, thus freeing them from the ponderance of the utensil. No need for a spoon, no need to worry about it.:D
  16. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    So Buddhists are spiritual "String Theorists"? Ya see, I get into quantum physics just as an interest. That is really some mind bending stuff. did you know that in some alternate parallel multi-verse, I am the supreme ruler of the galaxy? You too! And somewhere we are all actually sitting down...
  17. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    Hmmm. Don't try to bend the spoon, realize it's already bent. OK!:blink:
  18. chrisl317

    I now know why they want to ban e-cigs...

    We shouldn't capitulate anything to our gov't based on any future gains to be had. Let's face it, Uncle Sam has a short memory when it comes to giving back or fufilling promises.
  19. chrisl317

    We need everybody here...

    You do realize he's our undead non-moderated moderator here, right? Unless you're talking about Shaedj - then that doesn't count. At second glance it does look like your talking about Shaedj. Please continue - :evil:
  20. chrisl317

    wow- it's dead in here

    So what did you make him for dinner?:D