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  1. chrisl317

    The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

    Because of Professor Farnsworth! Religion+Futurama = Proof of Zombie Jesus From Wikipedia On several occasions, Professor Farnsworth uses the phrase "Sweet Zombie Jesus!" as an expression of shock or dismay. These exclamations are usually cut for syndication in the United States (those...
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    wow- it's dead in here

    All the fun's going on over in the "Top Diety" thread on the "Outside"!:D Remember, if you haven't voted over there, write in a vote for Zombie Jesus!:D
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    We need everybody here...

    At least he and the Angel didn't go to Jersey!:blink:
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    We need everybody here...

    Your tearing them up over there aren't you? I just got done reading the other posts.:D:D:D
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    Jesus Struck by Lightening !!!

    That's what happen when you skimp on building materials!:blink:
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    Another CC fraud ..

    Not anymore. Mac and Linux virus's have been on the rise for awhile. from TechRepublic - Meanwhile, Mac users shouldn’t get complacent either. Intego has reported two in-the-wild outbreaks of a Trojan horse program found on game sites and a gruesome piece of spyware that tags along with...
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    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    Meh, newspapers, pine cones , your left hand, no big deal. But a towel is a must! The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels... "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has...
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    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    I stayed up late last night just to watch it again. Just about woke up the wife laughing when they're getting hit in the face with the fly swatters from the ground.
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    got thrown out of a chinese restaurant

    Guilty of skimming, but, in my defense, Wiz and I live in the same state and great minds do think alike!:laugh:
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    got thrown out of a chinese restaurant

    Does anyone else see the irony here? Chinese resturant - e-cigs - :blink:
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    American Medical Association (AMA): ‘Electronic Cigarettes Are Drug Delivery Devices’

    Dr. Langston - Ray Langston from CSI??? Oh, it's just Ed, big deal! I thought nicotine was a pesticide, not a drug. Oh well, e-cigs dilute the profit pool, and we can't have that.:blink:
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    They're shooting LASERS at themselves to stop smoking?!?!?!

    Cool! If I get a laser pointer then I can open up shop and make $800 an hour!!!:banana:
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    IT Professionals

    I feel your pain. I used to work for free a lot at my last job. I'd get a thank you, but in 7 years I never got a raise. I even went back one night, after my shift ended. In my pj's and slippers I fixed the printer before the store closed so they could print their end of the day report. I...
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    IT Professionals

    I've been reading them all day long. A bit are dated, but, funny and scary at the same time.
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    Electronic Ash

    Unflavored e-Liquid 54mg NEW SIZES! - $6.99 : Zen Cart!, The Art of E-commerce Ordered 60ml of 54mg unflavored juice last Thursday. Got here today (Monday). Cost was 16.99 plus shipping. Good strong DIY juice, accurate order and quick shipping. I will do business with them again in the future!:)
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    Anyone else not like fruit/sweet flavors entirely?

    Tobacco only for me. Just wish I could find a flav that really tastes tobacco-y/ish.
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    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    West Coast - Beach towel East Coast - Bath Towel That's so we can tell where survivors are from!:2cool: Password is 42
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    We need everybody here...

    Well, last time I checked Zombie Jesus and Satan were tied at 2 a piece. Now does Zombie Jesus want to lose to the Spaghetti Monster? No! Forum pride is at stake here and Zombie Jesus will rise again!:)
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    We need everybody here...

    Let's get everyone over there to vote for Zombie Jesus!!!
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    Getsnus site not loading?

    GetSnus.com Now Operated by Northerner.com | TalkSnus - Simply Everything Snus This will explain what's going on, sort of.