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  1. chrisl317

    Not ants, not spiders..we have ZOMBIES!!!

    Zombie Sea Monkeys from the future sent back in the past to reap all the normal Sea Monkey's brains!:banana:
  2. chrisl317

    Contest anyone?

    Any phrase beginning with "Holy" must be preceeded by "Batman!". It's just proper english and good grammar. It's in the rule book, honest!:D
  3. chrisl317

    What Zombie movies do you own?

    True, I have yet to see or hear of any muslim stand-up comedians!:blink:
  4. chrisl317

    What Zombie movies do you own?

    You know I'm a little confused as to why there's no Zombie Mohamed? Would Muslims get upset over a Zombie Mohamed picture? I suppose any old muslim zombie picture would do since they don't even know what Mo looked like, huh?:evil:
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    Contest anyone?

    Ya forgot sumtin' Holy Zombie Jesus, Batman!
  6. chrisl317

    Justifying the cost to your other half

    Best thing to do is get a no smoke or a vaping counter. I only counted 3 responses here where people had them. It a good daily reminder of how much you save. Take a look at mine. I'm coming up on a year vaping, maybe I've spent about $750 so far since I started.:2c:
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    Contest anyone?

    Holy Jesus, Batman! I was just looking at theatrical contact lenses online. These people are bonkers! Some of them were over $400 for less than a nickel sized piece of rubbery plastic! :blink:
  8. chrisl317

    Travel and Vaping No Vaping on a plane!!!!????

    Airlines are discrimatory anyways. They let snakes on a plane. They don't bother the boas, or the anacondas or even the garden snakes. It's the vapers that bother them. :D Great minds think alike, huh, Joey!
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    Travel and Vaping Vaping on Greyhound

    I'd have to say stealth vape or get some low vape juice and just play it low key. They still have the bathrooms on a GreyHound Bus? There you go. I was going to ask you where you put you're luggage on them skinny dogs, but, I guess not!:D
  10. chrisl317

    I Private Messaged another Member

    Junkie!! I'm no stinkin' Junkie! I'm still under warranty!
  11. chrisl317

    Which side are you on?

    scantily clad??? Looks like there's a need to go Zombie Huntin' in Kentucky!!!:tongue::tongue:
  12. chrisl317

    Which side are you on?

    Think our Beloved Leader can convince the Elders to include them in the smiles?
  13. chrisl317

    Which side are you on?

    Nope no turning completely. I've gone as far as I'm going too. Dr. Bombay and his assistant, BadaBoom BadaBing saw to that. Maybe later I'll author the story of my attack and semi-resurrection, since I didn't completely die! You know we could use a zombified smiley!:D
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    I Private Messaged another Member

    I'm pretty sure we all know this isn't personal and the server isn't out to get us, we're just having some fun with it now!:laugh:
  15. chrisl317

    Which side are you on?

    I suppose I'm a slightly undead Zombie Hunter. See for yourself!:D
  16. chrisl317

    Which side are you on?

    What if you're kind of straddling the fence on this one? I am a survivor of a zombie attack. I am the guy in the movies that gets his ankle grabbed from the zombie he just thought he killed. I will post proof a little later. I consider myself a survivalist with some undead qualities having been...
  17. chrisl317

    OK, now this cracked me up...

    Activists, Protesters and Religious Zealots have no sense of humor, do they?:tongue:
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    I Private Messaged another Member

    I had used proper grammar and capitalized it making it a proper noun!:D
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    I Private Messaged another Member

    Well then :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue: to the web spooks!
  20. chrisl317

    Zombie World News

    Wow! That looks like a lot of nice work goes into that site!