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  1. chrisl317

    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    Jeez, I just got sympathy man pain for the guy zombie! Is the LED so he can find it if it falls off?:blink:
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    Is our Beloved Leader....

    secretly Commander Riker? You be the judge.:D
  3. chrisl317

    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    The real question is... "Does "it" glow in the dark?" :evil: And I'm not talking 'bout the pill!
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    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    What a mental image! A zombie on ......!:laugh:
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    When I was your age...

    I really miss the variety shows like Carol Burnett, The Shields and Yarnel show, The Hudson Brothers! I remember watching Gilligan's Island in black and white. Oh, remember when game shows used to give away cartons of smokes?
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    Contest anyone?

    And no zombie "ringers". No professional real zombies!:D Got to be amateurs only
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    When I was your age...

    I remember the first HeeHaw show. Tommy and .... opened up their mouths about the wrong thing and all of a sudden here's HeeHaw. I can't believe they (the forum) blocked Tommy's brother's name!
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    When I was your age...

    I remember when cigarettes and booze had commercials - in black and white! gas had lead cars had no seat belts presidents were semi-honorable wondering when we'd land on the moon when sports wasn't steriod induced mullets didn't exist when a dollar was worth a dollar and when you could have a...
  9. chrisl317

    Wearable computers?

    Well, if it's running windows, not much.
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    Viewer Discretion Advised

    The problem with leaving the child un-aided is that I can guarantee you someone's going to ask why you left that kid there to die, alone. You will be vilified :evil: in the after action reports and debriefings. Then you're going to have the media also. What if that kid would've been the only...
  11. chrisl317

    Wearable computers?

    We have the most expensive, sophisticated and under used computer in known reality sitting between our ears. I want to be able to use more of it's capabilities.
  12. chrisl317

    Perjury & alphabet soup

    I was typing something but, it didn't sound right. This is going to sound paranoid and conspiracy - ish, but, what's with the whole , we all have to be healthy, skinny and stupid agenda? I mean I'm starting to empathize with a cow here. :unsure:
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    Wearable computers?

    I just want a jack in the back of my head or an air card! Could you imagine an implant that would allow you to see the web transparently as you walked around, navigate and change pages just by thinking, and be in 3D!:D
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    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    Oh great! Now we'll have high-falutin' zombies thinking they're better than the other zombies! Can't they all just get along!:(
  15. chrisl317

    Husband may be a Zombie

    1) wearing raggedy clothes 2) bad breath 3) unkempt hair 4) obsession with eating raw meat 5) limited vocabulary 6) walking stiffly 7) body parts falling out or off there's probably more, but, these will give you a heads up!:laugh: Then again could be old age too!:D
  16. chrisl317

    Perjury & alphabet soup

    Kwame Kilpatrick
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    Viewer Discretion Advised

    Save the child either way. The other two officers don't have to engage the shooter, just buy time. I remember this from the service that you can bleed to death quicker than suffocating. Stop the bleeding Start the breathing Protect the wound Treat for shock It's always stuck with me.
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    Googling for Nakid Girlz Butts...

    exactly what I was thinking!:blink:
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    Perjury & alphabet soup

    I'm from just outside of Detroit, we here know all about perjury:D The FDA gives half truths and we all know lawyers have their own version of Webster's dictionary. That's how we got more than one definition of "is".