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  1. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    Don't forget the reactor down in Monroe, MI! I have good info that none of these will happen. The beginning of the end will come because of synchronized cow flatulence that will engulf the world after being caught up in the jet stream! :ohmy:
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    Which side are you on?

    I think you got a better role playing the bureaucrat in another galaxy.:D
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    What e-cig?

    Only because of the butter and garlic.:D
  4. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    Damn! That's nice.
  5. chrisl317

    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Mabel! Another Black Label! Yes, I am old.:D
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    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    Doubt it. I heard one of those NWO interviewees say that a nice sustainable human population for the world would be right around 2 billion people.
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    Lurking Zombies, Oh my!

    Not if you get it from "The Body Of Christ" Baptist Church. Got an aunt that's a "holy roller". :D
  8. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    You see the expert commentary they have every so often? Don't doubt for a minute that somebody in the gov't is scrutinizing every move these people make working it into some post disaster survival manual.:ohmy:
  9. chrisl317

    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    :blink::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Has anyone ever camped by their mailbox or...

    We here on the forum have acknowledged a new pyscological disorder called "Post-Delivery Stress Withdrawl"! This is when your significant other has cut you off for spending too much on gadgets. For when you've accuired enough batteries, attys and juice to last until the next ice age, or for when...
  11. chrisl317

    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Too far and with no job... But, if I want to see Bruce, his dad's car lot is just a couple of miles away. My brother is a high-end auto glass technician, and he's run into Bruce there a couple of times haging out with his dad. :D I really miss "Briscoe County Jr" and "Jack of all Trades"!
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    Zombie Video Contest Update

    Gotta admit, I've got an eyeball on that spork! Don't worry, I'll put my eyeball back where it belongs!:D
  13. chrisl317

    Training for "Z" Day

    Zombie Camp!!! You mean they're organized! Great, next they'll hire a lobbyist and argue for Zombie Rights and a brain in every pot! Then gay zombies will want to get married and unemployed zombies will want unemployment pay, and zombies in pain will want medicinal you know what, the list will...
  14. chrisl317

    I'm so proud of my daughter!!!

    But no cannibals! They kill then need an hour lunch break!:D A horse, of course! :D
  15. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    I think any plan needs to first address how to go undetected by the FEMA wranglers. In any concentrated infection or natural disaster, people are going to be rounded up and shipped to FEMA camps around the country. People will be hunted down to try and contain and quarantine the situation...
  16. chrisl317

    I wanted to post a warning

    Thanks! Just make sure you let them know so they can get the formula straightened out.
  17. chrisl317

    E-cigarette maker settles lawsuit in California

    I notice the author of the Calaveras news article updates it. So has anyone taken her to task about this? "However, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has determined that electronic cigarettes contain a variety of dangerous chemicals, including nicotine, carcinogens such as...
  18. chrisl317

    Lurking Zombies, Oh my!

    for seeking out the following: Zombies - basement Serial Killers - behind the couch Boogeyman - closet night time monsters - closet w/Boogeyman or under the bed Death - Toads (Ok, not in the house, try back yard) jesus - toast or a potato chip God - usually in an omlette :D
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    I Think My Brain Is Melting....

    Atomizer+cart= ball and powder cartomizer (nicotine cartridge w/built-in atomizer)= modern day bullet
  20. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    "a portable coffin stripper stage with pole" does it come with a portable stripper too? Stripper in a Box?