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  1. chrisl317

    Training for "Z" Day

    Strangely enough, I just saw this a couple of weeks ago. Futurama did a parody of it with the Eye-Phone episode! Plus, I read the synopsis on Wikipedia (gotta read the crib notes, Mac). The ending was too simple and predictable though.
  2. chrisl317

    I'm so proud of my daughter!!!

    Holy, Rising from the Dead, Batman!! Our Beloved Leader is Back!! Stations are manned, Watches posted, Sir! I stand relieved! :D
  3. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    Well, you know, we're going to have to improvise. Maybe just have vaping days when the sun's out. The Trenchknife PV (great name, huh?) might be a problem if you forget which end is which. OMG!!! I just had an epiphany!!! Take a Camelbak and instead of water fill it with batteries linked...
  4. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    Oh, I miss those Civil Defense Videos! Remember "Duck and Cover", or "Johnny doesn't want to get this!", or "The Duties of a Good Wife"? The Zombie Dance sounds strangely like it's Alice Cooper singing it. What to do in a Zombie Attack would've been great for SNL back when it was still funny...
  5. chrisl317

    Lurking Zombies, Oh my!

    Then toes. Or a pencil in the mouth, or grab someone else's hand, SOMETHING!!:D
  6. chrisl317

    I'm so proud of my daughter!!!

    I'm married, but, if I ever need a replacement she sounds great!
  7. chrisl317

    Training for "Z" Day

    Quick, Crib Notes! You don't want to upset our buddhist zombie! She talks to Space Buddha and ZJC!:D
  8. chrisl317

    Lurking Zombies, Oh my!

    We now have 56 people, zombies, survivalists, hunters, etc in our strange little group. How come some of you all are lurking? You will not recieve your daily allowance of brainz without participation! Speak up! Post! Let us know if you're undead! Or just say "Hi!". :D
  9. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    YouTube - Antler Dance Wow!
  10. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    Hmmm, a trench knife PV? What about solar power like this. You mount a little magnifying glass on top of your atty and focus the sun's rays on the bridge and coil and then you just drip and inhale the vapor as it floats up?:D
  11. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol: - Thanks for the memories! And the fish! I love Bob Hope movies!
  12. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    So your last name is Combs, huh? Ok, you get the little apendix in their heads, I'll clean up for you. Notice how we've steered Mutt into caring about others? He's just a cuddly big bear! :D
  13. chrisl317

    Training for "Z" Day

    Assweasel just gives me a mental image of Richard Gere trading up!:D
  14. chrisl317

    Smoking was supposed to kill me

    Glad you changed your life for the better as we all have through e-cigs. Know though, that there are people who would deny us our better health by outlawing e-cigs. Please ferret out the petitions here on the forum and add your name to the list so we don't lose the ability to lawfully use our...
  15. chrisl317

    Training for "Z" Day

    Didn't you ever learn not to play with your food? I would've left the goats alone myself. First you have to feed them. If you kill them you eat for a bit. But, if you leave them alone and watch what they eat, then at least you know where you can find food and they take care of themselves. The...
  16. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    Well, All I have to say is that even bears who defecate in the woods use white TP. I see it a few times a day on TV! I also have 4-5 white tails across from my house that feed from time to time and I can definitely tell the difference between them and a brain eating zombie, or even a person with...
  17. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    Hear that Darth, mm, er, I mean Mac? Teach me the secret voodoo ways and be left alone with your FDA snacks, or be hunted by Mutt. Or, maybe super zombie Mac can be like our version of The Thing from the Fantastic 4!:D
  18. chrisl317

    What e-cig?

    Why not just lock up the FDA in your basement and turn them in to nicotine junkies and feed off of them instead? I'll help you round them up if you share some of your voodoo mojo secrets with me! Then I'll be able hunt other zombies better, but, not you of course. I figure if you've got a...
  19. chrisl317

    Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

    Ok, here's my thinking. TP turns camoflage on it's own through use. Black TP, I mean, imagine someone else walking through the woods never even thinking anyone's got black tp, sees some paper on the ground thinking that they may use it for that purpose, and finding out that someone already beat...
  20. chrisl317

    free zombie generator

    Hmmm, a software artifact from Warehouse 13?:D