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  1. chrisl317

    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    I can do more damage to them if I'm on a flat grassy plain with a light breeze! Just make sure you all are up wind! Remember the scene in the "Ten Commandments" were "Death" the final plague rolls into Egypt in the middle of the night? Powdered Eggs!:D
  2. chrisl317

    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    They're so dry and old that you cough out of plume of vape after eating them. ok, I'm going to tell a story about eating old surplus powdered eggs. Back when me and the wife ( then fiancé') were looking at rings at the local Folands. That morning, I decided to cook up this old pack of...
  3. chrisl317

    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    I just had to out of curiousity. I googled Sunshine Biscuits. Who'd of thunk! Sunshine Biscuits - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    ya can't cut off the arms and legs, how else are they going to paddle? You want to do all the work, not me! The real problem is going to be how will mutant zombies get along with traditional voodoo zombies? Will there be prejudice and bigotry between them or will they all just get along?:laugh:
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    How Seriously do you fear Vapor Armageddon?

    You know I never watched McGuyver, but with a battery, 6" of thin wire and a bottle cap I can make an atty! Juice won't be a problem either. I just make poor man's juice with some booze, cigarettes or butts and a mason jar. Sun Juice, just like sun tea! It may not taste good, but, it'll fill...
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    How Seriously do you fear Vapor Armageddon?

    Just go with basic Black then. Throw on a string of pearls and you'd be all set for evening dinner too!:D
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    Hello Fellow Vapers and Zombie Nuts

    Two words - Zombie Raft face down of course!
  8. chrisl317

    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    Nice to see you've saved your first birthday cake, CES! When I was in the service we had C-Rats, MRE's came after I'd been in maybe 3 years. Still miss Rats, more than the plastic bag lunches. We also had to carry our own hot sauce (McIlhenny's tabasco, much better than Louisiana), plus an...
  9. chrisl317

    Got caught in a no smoking zone last night

    small victories add up!
  10. chrisl317

    Scam of the Day

    was from the Director of the FBI, not F.B.I. Finally I got ticked off and forwarded an e-mail to the F.B.I.'s computer crimes division. Then about a month ago I read in the paper where the real F.B.I. is a little ticked themselves and are going after the scammer. Other than that I get all the...
  11. chrisl317

    How to inform your doctor?

    I disagree. The reason being how I felt when smoking and how I feel now. There's no comparison. This definately isn't smoking.
  12. chrisl317

    Hello Zombie lovers/haters!

    Don't feel bad, I've almost done it too, as have many others.
  13. chrisl317

    How to inform your doctor?

    Find a new doc. She's supposed to be up on all the latest and greatest medical procedures, treatments and health aids, and yet she won't find out for self-benefit.
  14. chrisl317

    FDA's Approach to Public Health

    no Why is it the gov't's business in an "almost" free society to force people into being healthy?
  15. chrisl317

    Industry should cooperate with FDA, new tobacco chief says

    I don't think cooperation with the FDA would give us the results we want. I also think cooperation coupled with providing them with information that has been gathered here would be twisted and used against us by political opportunists. :2c:
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    Sweet!!2 of my favorite things in one place.

    "Friends are God's apology for Family"
  17. chrisl317

    What Zombie movies do you own?

    I had a fantastic weekend zombie-wise. Saturday night they showed on T.V. "Teenage Zombie" (Wolfman Mac). Sunday night, they (OffBeat Cinema) had "White Zombie". :laugh:
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    Hello Zombie lovers/haters!

    Yes, don't go hunting zombies drunk. If they catch you and eat you we'll have to deal with a bunch of drunk zombies! Not fun at all.:ohmy: You have seen "Thriller" right? Jesus Juice? Think about it.
  19. chrisl317

    Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse

    I dunno. What about the build up of methane from rotting innards? Could a taser blow up a zombie? I feel Jeff Dunham coming! Zombie Suicide Bomber = Achmed the undead Zombie Terrorist (this one's got some skin left and has hardly an accent):D Alka-seltzer or Mintos and coke. The problem is...
  20. chrisl317

    Yay... we got a Forum

    Forgiven:D