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    Pokey, what the hell are you doing with avocados anyway? You have Southern Chicken Fried Steak down to a comfort-food science. Let it go. It doesn't get better then that.
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    I wasn't going there (there? where?). I have no idea of what you speak. I'm a perfect gentleman. I think no impure thoughts.
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    "Kindly" gentlemen? Can I see a show of volunteers? Put you hand down, Jerry.
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    No, then it's too late. You've paid for the damn things. Just tell any zit-faced kids who witnessed your fruit-testing that you're an undercover FDA inspector. That several new hormone-laced zits will break out on their teenaged faces tomorrow is not your fault. Really.
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    Born and raised in SoCal, I think I can speak with authority on matters avocado, as ripeness can be ascertained in the same manner as posteriors. Give yours a pinch, Pokey. Now pinch the avocado in your hand. Just about the same? You're good to go.
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    I have to admit I've never had to deal with this particular nastiness. Bonding with cats and one very special dog, then wrestling with the emotional Vesuvius you have to tamp out when they die? Many times. Adding to that the duty of disposing of their broken, dismembered bodies? Ain't been...
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    Hey, I'm a cat person, Jerry. I've always been, as long as I can remember. My mom was a single mom with three kids long before that particular domestic situation was more common than not. And she decorated her children's lives with a cat--a long series of them. Low maintenance, low cost. At one...
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    Aw, you wimpy East Coasters, whining about a glorified April shower. Hey, we get nasty rain storms here too. Nobody descends into their basements, curling themselves up into fetal balls. But seriously, folks, I don't know what's worse: hurricanes you see coming for days, the brunt of which...
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    I trust, Bov, that you'll educate the "groomer" in terms laced with profanities the difference between the stuff they're supposed to be clipping and the living, if not pretty tissue they shouldn't? You set yourself up for this, Lady. You should have got a damn cat. They get sick or die? Aw...
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    Wow. I'd thought we'd lost the Man. I thought, frankly, that the Man as big as Texas--and a larger heart--had abandoned us and this Earth, that he'd puffed his lungs and given up his essence into the air and into whatever state of existence the Woman who'd claimed the whole of him in this...
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    Dee, I gotta ask. I've been wondering this for a long time: your avi screams Southern rocker, i.e. Lynyrd Skyrnyd (Neil Young notwithstanding; a Southern man doesn't need him around, anyhow) When essentially the entire band went down in a plane crash, what was the effect on you? Was it a...
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    Getting the tub in. Do any of us recognize the personal hell that guys like Dee go through every day, the guys that deal on a personal level with the guts, the nuts-and-bolts of life? We get up in the morning, turn a lever. Warm water comes out. We turn a switch, and our face is illuminated...
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    I'm a non-believer in signs, one of those tight-browed cynics otherwise known as skeptics. However, I'm not so much a tight-assed SOB that I throw out the Stephen Kingesque claims of contact with alternate realities without a fair hearing. I, myself, was thinking of a particular episode of...
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    Provided that Pokey comes trotting in, her tail limp with frustration over California Chrome's performance, it'll be a great night.
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    Think? Think? Since when did guys in discos wearing heels on their feet that made them 6'5" have to think beyond reading the installation instructions on the prophylactic wrapper before tearing it open?
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    Come here often, mama? What's your sign? ***checks list of pickup lines taped to left wrist; there must be something less moldy than these***
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    6:18 here, FranC. A full three hours of boundless opportunities left to this day exhausted in yours. Did you do laundry? Take out the trash?
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    Evening? Yes, I suppose it is—in New Hampshire. Here, it's merely a hot afternoon.
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    What you've gotten yourself into is something most of us imagine but virtually none of us have the courage for: a midlife career change. I understand your trepidation. I envy your chutzpah. And by the way, I had to Google Rio Rancho, NM. Just upper left of Albuquerque, as it turned out (thank...
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    Started a complete overhaul of my life.

    Go with it, Dipstick. Once upon a time, I used to recover from an hour-long cardio routine at a gym by smoking a Victory cigarette. I got looks, but I understood the contradiction. Today I do the same, but I top it with a Victory Vape. Anyone who looks--out of ignorance or media...
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