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    Jerry, it's not a case of putting myself down. It's just recognizing reality.
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    Not like me, you're not. Everybody loves Bonivia. Nobody—when given the option—loves Trace.
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    Some are far, far less perfect than others, Jerry. Some are impaired straight out of the chute.
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    As far back as I can recall—and I mean when my age was a single digit—there's always been something deeply, fundamentally wrong with me. I know no finer a group of people to reveal this to.
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    ****Crickets***
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    Bruce is performing. I've long felt him to be a pretentious presentation of New Jersey urban culture, but my mind is changing tonight.
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    He's wearing a headband, strumming chords, has the young white urban thing going just right.
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    Jimmie is doing a pretty funny impersonation of Bruce Springsteen, however.
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    The Tonight Show isn't improving. Jimmie Fallon is a poor replacement for Jay Leno, who himself was a poor replacement for Johnny Carson. I miss Johnny.
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    In a moment of weakness, I publicly embarrassed the individual most close to me. It seemed like such a good idea at the time. I publicly apologize. To her. Then to you all.
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    Yes, but I saw it before you did. Jerry and you were right, of course.
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    I'd like you all to know Pokey. Everyone should know Pokey. Yes, she's the [IIQuiet One[/I]. She'll be mortally ...... when she sees this, and I'll happily absorb her wrath. But I want you to know her, as I do. I want you to hear the music of the southern lilt of her voice. I want you to be...
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    You know something I hate? There was a time I'd drive to work in the morning, coffee in hand, cigarette between middle and forefinger, KNX1070 in my ears (an all news, all the time LA radio station). The voices in my ears were older than mine. Elderly, august, pregnant with wisdom, full of...
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    Got it, Wharfster. I perfectly understand your p####ywhipdom, as I'm a fellow slave. Damn the labia lips. Full speed ahead.
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    Trust me on this—your errant ex notwithstanding, he is a human aberration—no one exposes themselves to all things Bonivia without loving her. She endears herself to everyone in a manner she can't control; and she's uncontrollably loved for who she is.
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    Not good enough, Wharf. Thanks and all, but I'm besieged by pitchfork-wielding women. I need help.
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    Whoops. Looks like I stepped on somebody's toe. Ok, I was generalizing. I'm a bigot—I admit it. But you have to admit that women set themselves up for paintings painted with broad brushes by insisting on powder rooms—powder rooms—as a precursor to entering a public rest room. Meanwhile, us...
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    I hesitate to bring this up, because my inspiration to do so came out of girl talk and I'm afraid my commenting castrates me, but here it is: on the treadmill thing—and the motivation to actually use it—don't do it. don't buy it. On the surface, it appears to make sense. But you're alone in...
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    In the end—at the end of the night—everybody loves Bonivia. You can't know her without loving her.
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    I recall with great clarity that morning I sat at my PC, booted up ECF and saw the thread FranC had started about her son-in-law's accident. And I recall thinking that an electronic cigarette forum was an odd place to vent emotions of that magnitude. Then I noticed who was responding: Bov...