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  1. Ralph T

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    Oh bummer. :( That's good bro. :) ..... If that works, email me the procedure. :laugh:
  2. Ralph T

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    Good point Kent. :) Usually, it's the texters (male and female) and the ones touching up their makeup (male and female) here. I have a lot of respect for the elderly on the road, no matter how frustrating it can get. I think, well good for them, and "Lord, help them get there OK!"
  3. Ralph T

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    I had one a few months back honking at me. I'm in the right lane, my right turn blinker be blinking. Light is red. Two big signs saying not turn on red. I just pointed at the sign. Still honking. :facepalm: If I had bigger balls I would have got out of the car and asked him what he was honking...
  4. Ralph T

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    .... and so you see, this is why I dont own a gun. Much less carry one. :laugh::laugh:
  5. Ralph T

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    I get even. We have a lot of 4 lane streets here (two each way). If I see some anxious maniac behind me sometimes I just match speed with the guy next to me, alternately slowing down and speeding up. Its fun watching them switch lanes back and forth trying to get around. Yep, I hate tail...
  6. Ralph T

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    Hiya Kent. Good to see you here. :) Hey buddy. I miss the North shore. Kinda. :laugh: How are you doing?
  7. Ralph T

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    Hi Jerry. Good to see you. :) I do that also. I had this one lady in a very big truck that just wouldn't lay off one morning. I slammed hard on the brakes and then punched it. Her coffee went flying. She was pretty ....... Oh well.
  8. Ralph T

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    I don't trust them any more either. I think about 50% of the turns are properly signaled here. Yay!!! I have been Jonesing for something sweet. :)
  9. Ralph T

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    No, not at all. I want to arrive safely, without killing myself or anyone else. I have noticed a disturbing trend the last few years... It seems (at least in this town) that women outnumber the men when it comes to aggressive driving. It used to be about 40/60, now its about 60/40... Folks...
  10. Ralph T

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    Hmmm... Pizza.... Pizza? Not sure what I want yet. I ate late brunch, almost 2:30. So I am not quite starving yet. That sounds kinda cool Jan. What will they think of next? :p
  11. Ralph T

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    They made them put "Photo Enforced" signs, and rumble strips on the road prior to these intersections here.... I watch the time left on the "Walk" sign too. :)
  12. Ralph T

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    Sorry, missed that. :facepalm: I hope it's just a few. Whats for dinner?
  13. Ralph T

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    Our red light cameras included the speed testing loops embedded in the pavement. You could get a ticket for doing 37 in a 35, in addition to running the light. I got burned by one of them for 43 in a 40. The problem is that the camera/sensors is witness/officer/judge and jury all rolled into...
  14. Ralph T

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    (((((Jan))))) I hope your back feels better soon. Lazy is good, unless you go overboard. I went overboard yesterday and let Netflix be my boss. :facepalm: I get burned out sometimes to the point that I don't want to get up. :facepalm: Bad Ralphy! :laugh:
  15. Ralph T

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    We had the red light cameras here in Albuquerque. The state got jealous of the money and demanded a big cut. So Albuquerque told the state to :censored: off and took them down. We have a large "suburb" called Rio Rancho which is where she got cited. They are still making money this way. The...
  16. Ralph T

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    At least I had a good idea. :) You got that right. I can see myself in Fudgey's shoes more than a couple of times with these three. I'm not looking forward to that. Moving kids out and back in. My oldest just got a ticket for $100 in the mail today for doing 46 in a 35. They park these vans...
  17. Ralph T

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    That sucks to work away from the puters. Puts a damper on the fun. I cant escape the puters but many times it is inappropriate to be posting here. I wish the kids were all married at this point. :facepalm: When they get married I will be bawling cause they are all gone. :laugh:
  18. Ralph T

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    I dont think I am over worked, it's just that there is no distinct line defining when work begins and ends anymore. Heck, I almost miss the military when I "kind of" had a schedule. How was your day Jan? Old, worn out kid maybe. :laugh:
  19. Ralph T

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    Are you implying that I am a big kid? :laugh::laugh: :D
  20. Ralph T

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    Just coming out of a long week. I still have plenty of home work left to do tonight, but I will try and engage here also. How was your week Lis? Evening Zelda, Jan, Poeia, JaG, Kent, and Lis.