I got a phone call from the school. "We are sending your
child home because he has misbehaved"
"How come?" I asked. "He's got swimming today"
"Yes" replied the teacher "but he relieved himself in the pool".
"Be fair" I said, "He's only 6 years old. Surely lots of 6-yr old
kids relieve...
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said "Call for my lawyer."
When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to...
Hiya Fudgey, I have been a bit more than busy with school.. in the final stretch now. I'm currently doing my internship. Graduation ceremonies are May 15th.. saving my pennies for a couple of boxes of tank carto's for a grad present to myself :)
But it is getting late here, so I should be off to bed. More laundry and housework on the agenda for tomorrow, and I have some homework I need to finish up. I'll probably do that during the game. Have a good night all.
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