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  1. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    As I view the user tab below I see I'm Alllllll byyyyyyy myyyyyyyself.
  2. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    I forget to use my inside voice sometimes............sorry.
  3. 430Cruz

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    Doh,,,,,,,,did I say that out loud?
  4. 430Cruz

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    Yeah, I was gonna roll one in flour and go for the wet spot.
  5. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    Yup, ran to the kitchen looking for the flour, came back and they were gone.
  6. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    Just reading 20 pages to catch up. As usual, so many laughs along the way but I'm caught up to speed now.
  7. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    Lemme guess? A large rifle at that.
  8. 430Cruz

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    That's a good way to get your pee shooter dirty in a fox hole.
  9. 430Cruz

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    Awesome^^^^^^
  10. 430Cruz

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    My A/C window unit fell out of my dorm window a whopping 5 stories. What sound that made and what a sound the dean made at me for breaking the rules. That incident did promote the Melon toss off the roof event which led to my roommates ejection.
  11. 430Cruz

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    I was in Akron and outside this bar was a drunk girl laying on the ground.......as a dare I stood over her necked and she started calling people on an imaginary cell phone telling them she saw coconuts in Ohio.........true story! Sorry, I just couldn't keep it to myself......don't be mad at...
  12. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    Hope it's true! Like Like Like Like Lick Lick Lick Lick
  13. 430Cruz

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    Ooo.....ooo.......I have! Crap, wrong tab wrong forum! Thought this was the Drunk Farmers page............carry on.
  14. 430Cruz

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    Goodnight Evie.......yeah right, you'll still be here for an hour I bet.
  15. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    Yes sir! Right after I finish the William Tell Overture on er!
  16. 430Cruz

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    That's how I feel right now......jaeger schnitzel, hot German potato salad, pickled cabbage and beer. Half tank of TriBeCa and POW! I feel like this.
  17. 430Cruz

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    That's right! It's how well you make it sing or scream.........depending on the event.
  18. 430Cruz

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    I'm the lucky one! She keeps my chops in shape,
  19. 430Cruz

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    Bahahaha. I don't.
  20. 430Cruz

    UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

    I met this really hot girl in '89, she was at my gig. We started talking between sets and after gig was done. She asked me what makes trumpet players so special? Told her about all thats involved in playing the instrument.....finger dexterity, lung capacity and diaphragm control, embouchure and...