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A drunk is driving with his parrot through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the parrot and the drunk smiles.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've...
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There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out...
Earlier this year I sent a package (consisting of nothing more than paperwork) from Indiana to Barrie ON and on the way, it went to New York City where it stayed for an extended long weekend, then it stopped off in customs for a few days and eventually it made it into Mississauga. From there it...
As has been mentioned, if the need for a cigarette is unavoidable, just have the smoke. Cutting down is always a great step forward. One thing I would advise as far as that is concerned: don't have your leftover cigarettes too readily available. Stick them in a sock drawer or on a top shelf...
I'm poised to buy a couple of those right now and this concerns me (I really do hate to waste money). I'd be tempted to add a little ring of super glue at the edge of the ring just to seal it. I realize that glue is frowned upon but I was thinking of the little tubes the hospital has for closing...
I have an idea (a phrase that has always caused co-workers to cringe in terror). If you were to take one of the little plastic plugs out of the end of a carto, stick one probe through the hole in that, and use that one for the center post on the eGo, wouldn't that provide enough insulation...
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