Second for Wed. I apologize in advance..............a bit corny
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear: "Gimme 20 bucks, I...
first for Wed.
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained
to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak
English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are.
They expect me to...
Thanks again for contest. again #555 and something funny
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
> >
> > You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> > to like them!
> >
> > We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
> > turned on a night light...
Hey thanks for the contest, and to reciprocate, how about a little something funny: also # 555
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
> >
> > You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> > to like them!
> >
> > We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve...
Second one for Tuesday:
Hope you find this as funny as I did!
>
>
> The Why's of Men
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>...
first one for Tuesday:
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
This one is priceless. A lesson to be learned from
typing the wrong email address!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...
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