Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to...
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle...
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!
"I've been divorced three times...
The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply.
They brought the cow from Wales and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows...
I have an ego and I vap till the batt light flashes usually about 12-14 hours, than plug it into my computer usb. 1-2 hours later I get a green light. I believe the usb computer method is faster than wall plug. No idea why just what I have read. I have a wall charger but never have used it.
Try this method by highping My simple Cart Mod in (Tips and Tricks - Cartridge Mods). I tried to put the link in but it didn't work still learning about this forum. I have an ego and tried it and it works great. Main thing is keep your atty wet wet wet. I was letting mine get dry and was getting...
I have been vaping for just over a month, when I first started I had headaches every day for about the first two weeks but they are gone now.I may get one occasionally but it dosn't last long at all.
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