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  1. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Lemme finish that so I don't leave ya hangin'.. 2. Neglect to add mixer of choice, because phone rings 3. Answer phone, walk away for ~20 minutes 4. Come back thirsty, chug "water" 5. Cough, sputter and, through watery eyes, realize what happened. 6. Fill glass with REAL water, chug 7. Fill...
  2. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Sounds like a GREAT plan to me... can I use that as an outline for "What I want to be like someday?" :)
  3. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Wanna take a hint from my "How to Harangue the Back Porch" leaflet? First, ya pour two fingers of vodka into your dedicated water glass....
  4. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Probably no hanging chads, but we're having to deal with plenty of dingleberries
  5. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Wise beyond your years me friend... got room in Canada for me? If Hill or Trumphf gets to be prez, i might haveta get outta dodge
  6. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    :lol::lol::lol: You're a hoot! Oops... now I done called ur waitress a cow, and you an owl... whatta hoot!
  7. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Noooo, no... this is not like tippin' cows! u hafta actually TIP a waitress... y'know, like - Don't cross the road without a grownup.
  8. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Better call Uber, I live 50 miles from 'town'.:thumb: But I'm not goin' anywhere anytime soon anyway... got an appointment with a weedeater.... -IF- I can get away from this !@#$ computer! Grapefruit/tater juice - rescue me!
  9. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Anyone else... anyone? Ok. Remember, I'll be here all week... try the veal, it's great... and don't forget to tip your waitress!
  10. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    ooooookay... I git it now. My brilliance must be fading. Maybe I should have another accidental dosage.
  11. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Funny... my 'brilliance' comes after the glass is empty :w00t:
  12. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    New Rider of the Purple Sage = good stuff. No stems, no seed, that you don't need....
  13. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    BuBuButt... I cain't imbibe a gallon at tha time... besides, I got really loong fingers!
  14. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Thanks for the links, Unc. I listened to them all. The Monkeys brought back some old memories, mostly the teen infatuated-with-a-girl type... but BTO?... GREAT memories... That's college, Frisbee in a big field w/ at least 5-6 players, concerts, weekenders to Athens (UGA) - and tiptoeing thru...
  15. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Just don't bogart, my friend :D
  16. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    You ain't seen nuttin' yet bruh.... just stick w/ me, we'll laugh 'til the cows come home!
  17. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    OK, I've bared enough of my soul for one day. Everyone please resume business-as-usual... nothing to see here, please just move along, etc. etc... Ok, so, yeah... We got squirrels, chipmunks, birds, hummingbirds, fox, deer, coyote, etc... we also have a swimming pool full of tadpoles-cum-frogs...
  18. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Anybody remember the Monkeys TV show? wheeeeeeeeeeeee.............
  19. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    I'm afraid I also need further forgiveness -and/or- my explanation for the above two posts: I drink water all day, every day, no matter what else I may be drinking also. We have a deep well with good tasting water, so I drink it straight from the tap at ambient T. When I leave home I fill a few...
  20. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six

    Y'all forgive me, I hit the wrong button. The above post wasn't finished! But... already thrown it out there now - we'll just have to leave it where it is....
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