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  1. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    I too have noticed I have a 'feminine side'... and I credit that for, as you said, much of my creativity among other things... and what little patience I'm able to muster at times. I'm also, as you said, "As Hetero as it gets"... hence: Me too... I've had that urge all my adult life :w00t:
  2. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    I'll see your giggle, and raise you a 'teehee' A neighborhood family was having a yard sale one Saturday morning. A preacher from a few doors down bought a lawn mower from them. Later that day, their young son was walking down the sidewalk and saw the preacher repeatedly pulling the rope, but...
  3. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Oh yeah!... me want! .... but, how much $$? ... and does 'it' run the latest version of 'Android'? :D ------------------------------------------------------------ eta: OTOH, does that look at least a little bit 'feminine' to y'all? I might have to wait on the v2.2 (male) version... you know...
  4. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    :thumb: Ain't that the truth. Around here, if'n you ain't the jokER, you may just end up the jokEE... :lol:
  5. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Nah... nose ain't big enuff.
  6. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Now that is sad. RIP Lady. only the Shadow knows............
  7. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Yeah... but she was so nice, I didn't want her to BRRRRRRRTT!! uh oh... sounds like she sat down anyhow...
  8. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Wait! wait!... don't sit in that one - it's got Iffy's whoopee cushion in it!!
  9. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    A young boy was sitting on a city street corner next to a basket full of apples. Sign on the basket read "Apples - $100 each". A Wall Street businessman walks up and says "Son, it looks like you have about 100 apples in your basket. If you sold them for $1 each, you'd sell them faster, and have...
  10. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Anybody remember this skit? (paraphrased): You can call me uman, or you can call me bean, or you can call me umanbean... but ya doesn't have to call me Mr. Bean!
  11. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    @ChelsB, welcome to the best porch on the internets! It's a warm friendly place, with warm friendly Folks. They'll help you anyway they can (ask me how I know) and they'll listen to you 'til the cows come home (ask me how I know). :D Sometimes, they even come up with the right answers to your...
  12. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    This scale, linked in the second post of the thread Kenna linked to above, ~claims~ to have 0.01g resolution for $22.49... probably not really as accurate as that, but it should do 0.1g just fine. I don't use flavors anyway, so I just pour 40ml of 60mg/ml nic (in 100% PG) + 80ml PG + 120ml VG...
  13. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    If one uses flavors, esp. recipes involving several flavors, weighing sounds to me like a more convenient and accurate method, once you get the right equipment... accurate scales, mixing app that does grams, med-large squeeze bottles with drip caps... not much really... But for now, I'll just...
  14. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Politics and Religion - IMO the two most contentious subjects known. The 1st Amendment to the US Constitution, in fact the first 10, are to protect the People from a potentially overbearing or downright tyrannical government. So actually, constitutional freedom of speech is to prevent the...
  15. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    I consider your posts to be more philosophical than political, and enjoy your prose style. Your leaning is obvious, but not obnoxious.
  16. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Any one you wish my friend - as long as they have darts, gyros, and craft beer! ;)
  17. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    Time for me to take a little hiatus, see ya'll later.
  18. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    What... ya mean everybody doesn't? :D Man I wish I had every car I've owned, among others: 1964 Triumph TR4-A 1969 Pontiac Gran Prix 1978 Toyota Celica GT 1984 Fiat Spider 1994 Lincoln Mark 8 - oh wait... I do still have that one. :p It's the last of the true 'Hot Rod Lincolns' too. That joker...
  19. umanbean

    Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

    In light of that: NCC, I owe you an apology. I had not read your post above mine until 3mg quoted it --- ~after~ I posted about the purple traffic light, etc. I should not have been so 'flip' about that condition, but it sounds like you're dealing with it well. I can hardly imagine what it...