LMAO... Well, it went sort of like:
Me: Sexytimes?
Her: Noooo it's my womantime
Me: Oh, bullocks
Her: Yeahhhh..it's near the end though....
*many hours later*
Her: Let me go check my divacup..
Me: :|:|:|:|:|
Her: Oh, you know what that is...?
Me: Sadly....Yes....
APPARENTLY it's actually...