Animal Joke
Adapted from submittal by kev rice from United Kingdom
A man takes his hamster to the vet.
After a quick look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador...
my hubby's an engineer but not a prof mechanic. this weekend's project has been trying to minimize the swearing while removing headers and air compressor from a 67 chevelle to replace the starter. i am bit of a gearhead too so love to help and learn, but the lack of space and patience have been...
Of course Stoney.:blush:
You know how we women can be...we worry that no one is there to worry over you, so we feel compelled to do the job! (LOL!) Whoever gets that gig full time will be a lucky one! You are surely one of the most reliable, upbeat and kind posters on the forum.
Oh goodness, Stoney!!!
Have you had it looked at? Are you taking care of it?
Please do, if you haven't.
They can actually get pretty serious (not to mention what you already know--quite painful)!
While I've never had one, I have had 3 children and my friends who have had them say it's even more...
HAPPY SATURDAY
Everyone!
Joke of The Day:)
By Anonymous from USA.
YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN - -
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your...
Cute joke:
(Full disclosure: I am a dyed-in-the-wool fiber-holic!)
At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk:
"How much does it cost?"
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.
“That’s fine,” said the girl, " I’ll take...
Making Valentine's Day 'cards' with my girls today!
so fun!
Airplane: Smarties plane body, Gummy Lifesaver wheels, Wrigley's gum wings (on cardboard)
iPod: Sweetheart box with peanut butter cup earbuds
:)
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